Episode Report Card Erin: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Missing? I'll tell you what's missing.
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 4 | Aired on 10.18.2003
Killjoy's all, what about my father? Satan Sloane slimily says that her father knew how badly she wanted to become field rated, and he knew that was too dangerous, so he made sure she couldn't become field rated. Killjoy looks like she just swallowed a live moray eel. "But you knew that, didn't you?" smarms Sloane. Sensei truly has left the building, dudes. This guy is ALL Sloane, complete with the nasty tone and the sneering smile. Awww, yeah. Killjoy tries to smack him down with a "don't you dare try to manipulate me" quip, but Sloane just looks at her like she's covered in frosting and he feels a mighty big sweet tooth comin' on.
Saragossa. I guess. There's no push-through, but I'm assuming it's Saragossa. Whatever. The Baddies pull up in a van, and Soymoan shoots a guard in the neck with a tranq dart. Sydulia hacks into the security system, and they're off. Once inside, Sydulia tries hacking into the locked safe where the pathogen is, but something's screwed up because she can't get in. Sydulia fiddles with some wires while Soymoan, sporting a ridiculous cap that almost detracts from his hotness, informs her that they have three seconds before they lose the quarry. Luckily, whatever Syd did with the wires worked. Soymoan grabs the pathogen and they get the hell outta there.
On a dusty road somewhere, their truck pulls up, and they all get out. Sydulia's all, what's this? Soymoan's all, switching vehicles, in case we're followed. Sydulia pulls out her peach lipstick and reapplies. Nice. She's getting ready to plant the tracking device. Soymoan just looks at her, amused that she's bothering with lipstick at this moment in time. Sydulia smiles back. Heh.
Just then, a jeep drives up. One of the Baddies gets out and says he's got a little surprise for them. It's Vaughn, beaten all to hell and propped up by a couple of tertiary baddies. Uh-oh. Back at the van, Weiss enters and scrambles for his headset. He tells Dix that Vaughn's missing. Dix tells Weiss to get the hell outta there and get to the extraction point. Weiss is all, I'm not leaving mah buddy! Dix is all, oh, spare me, soldier boy. Get to the extraction point and brief the team about Vaughn, a-ight?
Back with the Baddies, Chavez y Chavez is all, I told you we couldn't trust her! This dude's CIA! Sydulia's all, I swear he's my supplier! Soymoan's all, not anymore, he's not! He grabs Vaughn and drags him to his knees. Chavez is all, dude! We have to get rid of them both! Soymoan's all, oy! Shut it, yeah! Julia's with us -- it's this punter's the problem, not her. Hee. "Punter." Soymoan pulls out a gun and is about to shoot Vaughn in the head when Sydulia stops him, telling him that she wants to do it, since Vaughn betrayed her.