Episode Report Card Erin: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Stow it, Sydney
By Erin | Season 4 | Episode 7 | Aired on 02.15.2005
So, whatever, the lock thing? Yeah, Marshall has some wave camera or something that lets you see the LCD screen through Tambor's clothing. Honestly, I have no idea. I don't care. Let's get on with the damn episode and move on to the next one, because Sark shows up next week and it just hasn't been the same without him and already I'm losing interest in this season and we're not even halfway through it yet, goddammit. Sloane tells Vaughn and Dixon that this is their op and he's sending them to the ship. Sydney, not satisfied with ripping Sloane a new one not five minutes ago, snits that she'd like to finish what she started. Nadia wants in on that action. Sloane obviously doesn't answer right away, because we leave this scene and follow Jack as he follows Sloane into the West Elm Furniture office.
Jack's trying to convince Sloane to let them go because they're the best divers of the entire team. Oh, and they look better in wetsuits than Dix and Vaughn. (Although, really, I wouldn't mind seeing Vaughn in a wetsuit. Or out of one, if you know what I mean, and I really, really, really think you do.) Sloane's all, dude? If I let them go on this op, especially with the way Sydney's going all hissy on me, it would be tantamount to rewarding them both for insubordination. Heh. He's all, where's the love, Jackie? I thought I'd have your support on this. Jack's all, you know, the nuances of fatherhood may elude me, but there's one thing I know for sure. "You are not going to forge any kind of bond with Nadia if you keep her from working with her sister," he finishes, drawing a look of mild concern from Sloane.
Black Sea of Super Hot Super Spy Sisters. Tambor's boat is cruising along in broad daylight. Tambor's entertaining a bunch of swarthy guys and one fat cat in a red suit and Carrie Donovan glasses. Bitchit's there, pouring herself a martini and generally giving her boyfriend a hard time. Outside, Syd and Nadia are climbing up a rope to the boat deck. They check in with base and state that they're moving to the lower deck and that they'll be radio silent until they reach the safe. Good thing Tambor's more worried about his safe-within-a-safe thing than upper deck security. I mean, did Syd and Nadia take out everyone on the upper deck? They just climb up, dump their gear, and make it below deck without a single ripple? The hell?
Whatever. It's almost over. In the safe room, Syd sets up the camera and gets a visual on the room next door where Tambor and his guests are shooting the shit. Sloane sees the image of the people in the room and asks Marshall to pull up everything they have on Leo Orissa. Apparently, Sloane knows the guy. Tambor hands the little LCD card to one of his henchmen, saying that he's ready to hand over the thorine to Leo. Leo, however, wants someone to perform a little test on the stuff, just to make sure it's the real deal. Nadia works on the safe and opens the door, revealing the inner safe and keypad. Dix enhances an image of Tambor, getting the keycode off the card when it was in his chest pocket. The card's now in the henchman's hand, so they must be getting the code off an old picture and WHY AM I EVEN THINKING THIS HARD ABOUT THIS?