Episode Report Card Erin: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Stow it, Sydney
By Erin | Season 4 | Episode 7 | Aired on 02.15.2005
Whatever, again, some more. Nadia gets into the inner safe and announces that they need a bigger case because there are approximately twenty vials of the black thorine hidden away in the safe. Suddenly, Syd sees the guys heading for the safe room, and she orders Nadia to close everything up and they run off to hide. Tambor's henchman and Leo's henchman enter the room and Tambor's guy gets the safe open. Back with Tambor, he's asking Leo what he plans to do with the thorine once he has it. Leo's all, you know, it's interesting that you should ask that, because, actually, we plan on taking over your whole damn business. Tambor's all, ha ha ha! Isn't that funny! Back with Sloane, Marshall's all, dude. You know this guy? Sloane's all, he's an old friend. Marshall's all, bad-ass friend, my man.
Back again with Tambor, Leo's still laughing, but Tambor's giggles have suddenly dried up because he pretty much realizes that Leo ain't joking. Bitchit pulls a big ol' submachine gun out from the bar cart and shoots at Tambor. She misses and he escapes. Next door in the safe room, Leo's henchman shoots Tambor's dead. Syd and Nadia can do nothing but watch. In the other room, Leo's men take out the rest of Tambor's men. Once Leo's man leaves the safe room, Syd and Nadia rush out. It's unclear where they're going or why Leo's men don't come across them, but I don't think it really matters because this show is almost over and I honestly don't care anymore.
Up on deck, Bitchit and Leo are looking for Tambor and they appear to be heading for the prow of the ship. Which, actually, is where Syd and Nadia are, right this minute. They throw on their SCUBA gear and jump back into the water just as Tambor makes his way to the prow. Bitchit and Leo meet him there and she says, "You don't treat a girlfriend like that." Then she shoots him dead and his body falls into the water, drifting past Syd and Nadia, who are bobbing there, sharing an air tank. Sloane tries to get them on comms, but they're underwater, so they can't hear him.
Back in the safe room, Leo's dudes collect the thorine. Back down in the water, Syd and Nadia resurface and let base know that Tambor and his men are dead. Sloane tells them that he knows Leo and that he used to work with him back when he was the head of SD-6. Nadia tells base that Tambor had at least ten vials in the safe, which means that he's been manufacturing it. Jack rightly surmises that this means Tambor must have a plant somewhere and that Leo probably knows where it is. Sloane orders Nadia to take out the henchmen, and then orders Syd to go talk to Leo and pretend that she's working for Sloane. In the bad way. Sloane says that in order for this to work, Syd's going to have to suck it up and trust him. Syd just looks at her sister, and we go to commercial so that we can drag out the last twenty minutes of this bitch even though nothing much happens during it.