Episode Report Card Erin: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Stow it, Sydney
By Erin | Season 4 | Episode 7 | Aired on 02.15.2005
Again with the Super Hot Super Spy Sisters, Syd's cloned the PDA and is now handing it back to Nadia. They engage in a little fake gossip rag discussion to distract Tambor and then we move on to the funniest moment in the entire episode. The Boys are still watching the monitors and, in this really quiet voice, Weiss goes, "It wouldn't be weird for you, would it? Us dating sisters?" And Vaughn just looks over at Weiss with this expression of, "Dude? You have officially LOST it." It's awesome. His eyebrow is cocked and his mouth is twisted and he's just like, man. ENOUGH ALREADY. YOU NEED TO GET LAID. PREFERABLY BEFORE THE NEXT MISSION. The reason it's so funny, though, isn't just the expression, but that right after he shoots Weiss the look, he just…slowly turns back to watching the monitor, as if he's secretly hoping that if he doesn't look at Weiss, he'll somehow cease to exist. I am falling out laughing. And it's not just because I'm more hyped up than a fat blue Persian kitty on catnip right about now.
Tambor's room. Nadia goes to put Tambor's PDA back in his pocket, but he gets up in anger at some soccer play and she has to shove the PDA into the sofa crevice. Tambor gets up to get more brandy and Nadia shoots a look at Sydney all, dude? No go on the PDA. Bridget, or Bitchit, as I'm now calling her, reenters, dressed to the nines in a new outfit. Syd and Nadia crow over it as Tambor suddenly realizes his PDA is missing. He shouts for a guard to come in and check their bags. Luckily, Syd hid her device or whatever in her gaping cleavage, so the guard finds nothing in her purse. Nadia dropped the PDA over on the sofa, so the guard finds nothing in her purse either. Both Syd and Nadia pretend to be outraged that they're getting searched. Nadia "finds" the PDA on the sofa and bitches at Tambor, "Is this what you were freaking out about?" He grabs it and the girls leave, grousing to Bitchit about what a drag her boyfriend is. Once outside the room, the Super Hot Super Spy sisters share a congratulatory smile at a job well done.
Hell-Lay. Sloane's Office of West Elm Furniture. Sloane's chewing out Nadia and Sydney about disobeying a direct order. Nadia's all, we got what we needed, didn't we? Sloane's all, you report directly to me and yet you openly defied my orders. Syd's all, we did what we were tasked to do. End of story. Fuck you. She starts to leave, and Sloane's all, um, dude? YOU ANSWER TO ME. Nadia, eating a little bit of humble pie with a nice side of appease the dumbass boss potatoes, just says that he's right, they shouldn't have disregarded a direct order and it won't happen again. "Just so we don't have these misunderstandings again, let me be clear to both of you," says Sloane. "Questioning my authority, whether it's in this office or in the field, is unacceptable." "Unacceptable?" snits Sydney. "Coming from you, that's almost funny." Nadia's all, dude. Ixnay on the itsnay.