Episode Report Card Erin: A | 1 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Sark. Do I even need to say anything else?
By Erin | Season 4 | Episode 8 | Aired on 02.22.2005
And now is the time on Alias when we go to the kitchen to get another beer, light the seventh of forty-seven cigarettes, and git down wid our bad selves as the High Troupe of Higgedy-Jiggedy Jukebox Heroes git jiggy wid it.
Spy Daddy's Office of Non-Apple Products. Seriously. He has a laptop with a big red circle over the Apple. Suck it up, Apple, and give this damn show your endorsement. I'm sick of seeing the Random Red Circle of Non-Apple Product all over everything. So, Sydney enters, all frantic that her sister's been stolen by Anna. Anna knew she was going to be intercepted in Brussels (how? Do I care? We're about fifteen minutes from Sark, if my watch is right, so, no, I don't care) and if Sydney doesn't do what Anna says, Nadia's dead. Everyone is scrambling through the Apple Store except Sloane, who's standing in his office as if he's locked in there, unable to get out. Jack heads off somewhere and shoots a glance in Sloane's direction. There is TOTALLY something going on between these two. I don't know what it is, but it's something. And you can quote me on that. And then give me money later when I'm right. I take checks. And money orders.
Conference Room of Endless Expositions. Jack storms in and tells the Appleseed Gang that if they don't meet Anna's demands, she'll kill Nadia, and they have eighteen hours to comply. Vaughn asks what the damn demands are. Sydney pipes up that she's supposed to take the place of Anna at the meet in Brussels and get some package from a dude named Milos Sabine. If Sydney delivers the package to Anna in a timely fashion at a boutique in Beverly Hills, she'll get her sister back, unharmed. Jack spits at Sydney to get the new parameters from Marshall; she's going in as Anna Espinosa. Syd leaves. Jack spits out more orders. Vaughn's supposed to dig up everything he can about Sabine. Vaughn runs off. Weiss is supposed to coordinate with Langley, because they'll need total satellite coverage of the meet. Weiss runs off. Dixon is supposed to organize snipers and full ground support. Dixon runs off. "Wheels up within the hour!" Jack shouts, to…no one, because he's just sent everyone off on their duties. Hee. I love it when Jack commands people and they're not there.
Brussels. Syd's sporting some seriously luscious black eye makeup and walking toward a metro station. Vaughn asks if she sees anyone and she says she sees a white male in his late seventies. They don't have a picture of Milos, but based on his birthdate, this is probably the guy. Syd walks over and sits next to him. "This time of year does terrible things to my hair," she says, in a truly terrible Russian/Cuban accent. "Miss Espinosa," says Milos. "How I wish that I were younger." Ew. Syd asks where the package is. Milos hems and haws, saying that what Anna's associates have asked of him is highly valuable. He would like to make sure that he gets his money's worth. Whatever that means. "Are you prepared to…reach your end?" he asks. "I am always prepared," says Sydney.