Episode Report Card Erin: A | 1 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Sark. Do I even need to say anything else?
By Erin | Season 4 | Episode 8 | Aired on 02.22.2005
Vaughn doesn't think Sark loved her either because he's all, uh, what? The woman you loved? Sark is all, yes, loved. But then he goes on to be all manipulative and shit, saying, "You know, she once actually told me that she longed to love you, but the mundane existence that you provided couldn't hold a candle to my passion --" WHAPP! Vaughn just smacks him down, which, I'm sure, Sark intended. Heh. I don't think Sark loved Moronen at all. I think he likes sticking it to Vaughn in a moment when Vaughn obviously needs him. At least, that's what I'd like to think is going on. "That wasn't for sleeping with the woman I was married to," says Vaughn, adjusting his coat sleeve. "I couldn't care less about her." Heh. "Then what?" asks Sark. "The torture?" Vaughn just sits up straight and says, "This is how it's gonna be, and I'm only gonna give you one shot at this. The CRF -- they've hired Anna Espinosa. They're building a bomb. Why have they made repeated attempts to contact you?" Sark sits up. "And so it's begun." "What has?" asks Vaughn. "Wouldn't you like to know?" says Sark. Hee.
Vaughn is all, uh, yeah. So, you're gonna tell me what's up. And if you're fishing for some pardon agreement, fish in some other river, homie. But I am willing to provide you with some amenities, which will make your life in confinement a wee bit more bearable. If that's even possible. "I see your bargaining skills have gone the way of your manhood," says Sark. Hee. He's in prison, in an orange jumpsuit, and still, he has the presence of mind to kick Vaughn in the balls. You gotta love that. Vaughn's all, oh, lemme rephrase that: I'd be willing to leave you, as you are, and not make your life MORE uncomfortable. Sark is all, oh, you think there's something here you can take away from me? I GOT NOTHING, CLOWN BOY. Vaughn's all, dude? You stonewall me, I'll have you transferred to Alder Penitentiary where you'll be stuck in darkened solitary until the end of days, okay? "Twenty-four-seven in a pitch-black cell with zero human contact is a slow way to die," says Vaughn gruffly. "Especially with all the demons you've got in your closet. And believe me, they will come knocking." "I regret to inform you, Mr. Vaughn," says Sark, leaning back, "I'm not afraid of the dark." Vaughn stands up and sighs, nodding at the prison guard. He looks back down at Sark. "You should be. I'm having you transferred to Alder tonight." Vaughn leaves. Sark looks pretty. As Vaughn walks out, he comes across Jack. "How did he respond?" asks Jack. "As expected," says Vaughn. "We'll send in the surgical team this evening," says Jack. When Jack says anything, ever, about sending in a surgical team, it's never good.
Apple Store. Sydney enters with Nadia, and Weiss is there to greet them. He walks over to Nadia all, what'd she do to you? Nadia's all, I'm okay, really. Weiss is all, you sure? Nadia's all, yes, and I have to go right now. But you're cute. And funny. Trust me on this. It's such a sweet little moment. Aw. Weiss is totally in lurve with Nadia and he's not afraid to show it. Syd and Nadia move forward and…Sloane is there. Oh, ew. He just…ew. He puts his hand on Nadia's face and says he's glad she's all right and…ew. The man is all about the "ew." Sloane thanks Sydney for saving his daughter and she just says that the doctor's waiting.