Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 54 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Call Me Mr. Feet
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 9 | Aired on 11.24.2013
Will: "Why? Am I TOO AWESOME FOR YOU?"Diane: "Sometimes it's okay to debate things. Especially things we feel strongl..."
Will: "Here's how that goes. David Lee argues for another one of his nieces, you say no, it's referred to a subcommittee, they take three weeks to come back with a stalemate..."
Diane: "You are wildly conjecturing. I mean, it's on point, but you can't know that. Not strong enough to just railroad the entire board."
Will: "This time I do. We don't have the luxury of being a deadlocked government right now. We must add turbo to the shark of our being."
Diane: "Whatever. In the meantime go peel your shark off that secretary, bro."
David Lee: "This isn't fucking Communist Russia. I believe in freedom and democracy!"
Diane: "Bullshit you do. What, you want me to..."
David Lee: "Sanction Will, and get this new lawyer kicked out."
Diane: "Like you wanted to do me, a month ago?"
David Lee: "Oh, get over it. Get with the times. I already have 2/3 ready to dump him."
Diane: "Meaning Will? God, you are the worst."
David Lee: "No, Mr. Mob. Although we'll have to pry him off the secretary first."
JUDGE KLUGER THE MAGNIFICENT, PRESIDING
Tambor again? He has been on like every episode. I'm not complaining, it's just weird. I wonder if there's not a deeper meaning to it that we will discover at the end of the episode, which is itself probably not what it seems.
Kluger: "That is so awesome that you have your own firm!"
Alicia: "Thank you, Your Honor. Three weeks in."
Kluger: "My courtroom is lovelier with you in it. What can I do for you?"
Alicia: "Scabbit, a social site for links of interest..."
Kluger: "Who aren't here today?"
Alicia: "They're ignoring our subpoenas, I think it's brinkmanship through absence..."
Kluger: "Well, I can't grant an injunction against an entire site without at least..."
Alicia: "Not the whole site, just one thread that disparages our client."
Kluger: "Bring me evidence. I'm just so happy to see you again! But next time bring me something serious, okay? These 'websites' are a flash in the pan. This so-called 'internet.'"
Alicia: "I know, right? Have you heard about the Cloud? It gets rats!"
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