Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 54 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Call Me Mr. Feet
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 9 | Aired on 11.24.2013
LG: "We need a gag order, then."Alicia: "Again, how rude! Unlike Scabbit we don't want to defame anybody. We just want honorable justice for all Americans."
KALINDA
Kalinda: "So Damian was weirdly forthcoming, once we got through his bag of tricks."
Diane: "Huh. Okay, hit me."
Kalinda: "Three different birthdays..."
Diane: "Only three?"
Kalinda: "And he did pass the IL bar, and he was in a DUI with a streetlight a few..."
Diane: "Don't tell me this ended with him giving the Police Memorial Fund $18k."
Kalinda: "...How did you... Are you a wizard?"
Diane: "No, it's Howard. Several months ago. He told you a Lyman story."
Kalinda: "That's a bit of a middle-finger, isn't it."
Diane: "To both of us. It's almost admirable. But he's off, isn't he?"
Kalinda: "He is off. He is off-off-off. He is noises off."
Diane: "Dangerous?"
Kalinda: "No, just off. On a scale of one to five he's like, Season Two Kalinda."
F/A
Robyn: "They gave us 180 names and I verified all but one of them as non-employees."
F/A: "And the last one?"
Robyn: "It's weird. ChubbySocks52, real name Dante Pryor, doesn't exist. He is everywhere and nowhere. ChumHum, Schmacebook, Schmitter, Fourschmare. But no utilities, no DMV registration. Not a person."
F/A: "To be defamed by a ghost. Truly the most disgraceful kind of defamation."
HOSPITAL!
Ronald Keyser: "Jackie Florrick, it's so nice to see you!"
Jackie: "Really? Nobody ever says that. How is your cancer?"
Ronald: "Terminal!"
Jackie: "Cool, I brought you flowers and horrible news."
Rachel: "The Angel of Death! Oh wait, it's just fuckin' Jackie Florrick."
Jackie: "We were just discussing your husband's quality of life in his final days."
Ronald: "It all depends on my beautiful Rachel. She sticks by me, so loyal and lovely."
Jackie: "You are one lucky son-of-a-bitch. Why, I remember the way the Judge would sing her praises..."
Rachel: "Hey Jackie? Let's take a quick pudding walk, shall we?"
Jackie: "You got it, sweetie. Have fun dying of cancer, Ronald!"
Ronald: "So nice to see you."
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