Episode Report Card Demian: C | 241 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Chris Of The Spider Woman
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 18 | Aired on 2004.04.18
Um. Where was I? Oh, yeah: Raige, changing the subject, perks, "Are you excited?" Piper's all, "Whanuhn?" so Raige clarifies she was referring to the doctor's news that Fetal Gay Chris is "going to be a healthy baby." "I know he's healthy," Piper duhs. "I've seen him [at] 22 and walking around." "Well, you never know," Raige reminds her, perhaps remembering last year's last-minute bout of toxemia. "Something could happen." "Don't be such a worrywart," Piper groans. "You're starting to sound like the Cleansing Burst Of Synchronicity that's escorting the noisy fucking orb cloud just now depositing in the elevator car the adult version of my as-yet-unborn younger son." Big Gay Chris took the time to brush his hair before leaving P3, and he once again looks rather dapper. "Hey," he begins, but before he can say another word, Raige interjects, "If this is about demons, I don't want to hear about it, because I am on my lunch break." Chris shoots her A Look before shrugging, "I was just wondering how it went with the doctor." Piper rolls her eyes and teasingly sings, "You'll be happy to know that you're a boy!" She flashes her ultrasound photo as Big Gay Chris gets this adorably goofy grin on his face. "I don't see it," Raige mutters, leaning in towards the photo and squinting. "Oh, see," Piper replies, indicating a spot on the picture with her manicured index finger, "it's this little thing right…" "Excuse me!" Chris shouts with an enormous stink-face as he snatches the ultrasound from his mother's hand. After a pause, he focuses on the image of his fetal self and tilts his head quizzically to one side as if looking for something. Hee.