Episode Report Card Demian: C | 241 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Chris Of The Spider Woman
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 18 | Aired on 2004.04.18
Meanwhile, down in the basement, Big Gay Chris rocks back and forth on the floor in agony as his transformation continues. Suddenly, The Spider Woman's voice echoes through the room. "Come to me, Chris," she croons, and bitch, I know you're not hitting on my husband now, too. Chris staggers to his feet and, following her instructions, lurches towards the basement's brick archway, whereupon he extends his hands to spray out a bit of spider webbing in the archway's corner. Once the web's complete, The Spider Woman's face appears, and she smiles, "You are learning quickly." "What do you want from me?" Chris seethes. "I think you know," The Spider Woman mildly replies. "Now bring me [Manuel Neri's 'Untitled in Fiberglass No. 3 (Piper Halliwell)']." "[It's entirely too rare and valuable a piece]!" Chris shouts. The head of The Spider Woman telepathically directs some painful mojo in his direction, so Chris screams and drops to his knees, clawing at his stomach. "You can't resist it," the head of The Spider Woman smirks. "Don't fight it -- embrace your new powers." "I don't understand," Chris gasps. The head of The Spider Woman gets all smug and grins, "You will, my sweet. All in good time." Chris leaps to his feet and plows his fist through her face, destroying the spider web and ridding himself of the vision in the process. The camera cuts to a close-up. His eyes have gone red.