Episode Report Card Gustave: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT This ain't no safe house
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 16 | Aired on 03.18.2002
Back at twisty road of death, Bride gets up from the ground and starts wandering around like a mad woman while high pitched quivery synthesized vocals play in the background. FauxFBIAgent meanwhile realizes that he's lost the Kieferettes and turns around again to check for them behind him. A car pulls up in front of Bride. At the wheel is Pauley Perrette, Jennifer Love Hewitt's punk super on the short-lived series Time of Your Life. Ms. Perrette is normally a poor man's Courtney Love, but now she's combed her hair and is driving a new car, so she's kind of a middle-class Courtney Love, really. Ms. Perrette, being all good Samaritan, wants to know what's wrong with Bride. "What's your name?" she asks. "I don't remember," says Bride. MiddleClassCourtneyLove tells Bride to get into the car. She gets in just in time to miss FauxFBIAgent coming back for her. Nina, Kiefer, and Faux-licity get into a waiting helicopter. The screen splits to reveal a hand lying still in the grass. It's Spawn. She's alive. She fell out of the car just in time. Psych! She climbs up the hill, flashes us some more boob, and calls for her mother. The time is 3:59:58…3:59:59…4:00:00 PM.