Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Punch Out
By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.18.2007
Meanwhile, Christina is hemming a skirt for Wilhelmina. Wili tells her to go higher and higher again, and Christina says that if she goes any higher, she'll be giving Wili a pelvic exam. No, I'm sure Wilhelmina gets Marc to do that. Speaking of, Marc comes bouncing in and gives a "Reow!" upon seeing Wili, then says to fill his bucket with nothing but thighs. Wili tells him to relax, saying that they all know he prefers nuggets. Ha! I can't believe they can say "nuggets" on TV! Christina says that they've ruined chicken for her. That's nothing compared to how feet will be ruined for all of us in a mere 50 minutes. Marc tells Wili that Bradford won't be able to keep his hands off of her. In six months, she'll be running Meade Publications, and in a year she'll have taken over a small Latin American country. Which means...free butt lifts!
Marc notes an invite to Prague, a hot new club, on Christina's desk. He says that he would kill to go there, and asks how "C" got on the A-list. Wili says that when you're one of the top ten designers to watch, people in the city want to get to know you. Christina gives Marc a little slap, and Wili says that Christina has a hard time saying thank you. Christina replies, "Not when I mean it, no." Wili then tells McMartyr to listen up: she knew exactly what she was getting into, so she should spare the conscience and enjoy the spotlight because it can all go away in a snap of Wili's gnarled, secretly three-hundred-year-old fingers. And Wili has managed to keep herself from actually drinking Christina's blood for now, so Christina should be grateful for that, too.
Meanwhile, at the Suarez house, Constance removes Ignacio's ankle bracelet. She notes a small wound, and Ignacio says that he tried to wear the bracelet under his socks. This was Justin's idea, because it was ruining Ignacio's pantline. Ignacio sticks a leg outside and feels the touch of sweet freedom. Constance says that she was just doing her job, and Ignacio asks whether part of her job is to torture him. No, that's what she does for pleasure in her free time. Constance says that she thought he was a flight risk, and she was doing this for his own good. She always goes the extra mile to make sure her clients become U.S. citizens, she says. Ignacio asks when he's going to meet his lawyer, given that his court case is only a month away. Constance seems surprised that he hasn't heard from "Jerry," and says that she'll give Jerry a call to see if he can swing by her place later. At this, Hilda finally looks up from the life-size doll head she has been fondling. Ignacio also doesn't seem to think it's a good idea, and Constance asks if he doesn't trust her. She admits that she had a thing for him, but says that's over. As she leaves, she tells him to bring flowers to dinner. He looks kind of scared, and Constance says that it's a joke, and he must think he's the only chip in the bag. Constance herself is evidence that there are indeed many, many chips in the bag.