Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Punch Out
By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.18.2007
Cut to the dance floor, where Ben is knocking people over left and right, on account of how damn big he is. Betty suggests finding a corner where they might have more space. Ben smiles and yells, "Yeah, me too!" as he continues to get his groove on. And then who should come in, whooping and giving piggyback rides, but Daniel, Becks, and the Russian sister models. Betty is so focused on making her way over to Daniel that she doesn't even make a comment about a woman on the dance floor sporting a giant beehive. When you don't even notice a giant beehive, your tunnel vision is becoming a problem.
Back in Queens, trouble is a-brewing, and it tastes like onion dip. Ignacio arrives at Constance's apartment, only to find that she's preparing dinner. He's surprised, but she says that her tank doesn't run on empty. Ignacio asks if Gary lives near her. Constance is all, "Who?" and Ignacio notes that he means Gary, his lawyer. Wait, wasn't his name Jerry? Constance says that Gary/Jerry is always running late, and she plops a big bread bowl full of Rohypnol-laced dip in front of him. She says that they don't need Gary/Jerry to start their party/meeting. Run, Ignacio, run!
Meanwhile, Wili is venting to Marc about the pat. Marc says that maybe it was foreplay, and Wili retorts, "In a nursing home!" True. Soon he might try seductively feeding her a spoonful of oatmeal. Wili asks if she's still got it, and Marc says she's totally hot, especially for a woman of her... He catches himself and goes for the save with "height." Wili asks how Fey got the old sack in the sack. Marc notes slyly that maybe something in Fey's diaries would help. Wili is instantly interested, and Marc tells her that Amanda overheard Nick talking about Alexis's meeting with Quincy Combs. And Fey kept diaries. Wili tells Nick to get "that fruity pebble" on the phone, because she needs to know what's in Fey's pages. Marc is so excited about this assignment that he walks right into a glass cabinet, just like a little gay bird. Wili quite mysteriously pops either a pill or a mint into her mouth -- seriously, what is that? -- as we head to commercials.
When we return, Betty is making her way over to Daniel, who is enjoying a shot along with his sketchy friends. I bet they got blow jobs and then laughed about it like they were clever. Worst. Christina comes over with another round, courtesy of Kevin, then she gets an eyeful of Daniel. Betty in turn gets an earful of "Bloody Hell." Betty says that she just wants to tell Daniel one thing. Christina tells Betty that Daniel can take care of himself, but Betty says that Quincy Combs is looking for him. She points out Daniel chugging out of a liquor bottle with the aid of one of the models, and says that that this scene could be the cover of Quincy's book. Christina says that Betty is addicted -- if Daniel were crack, she'd sell her nephew for a bag of him. Betty is concerned, because no one likes being compared to a crack addict, especially if they already live in Queens.