Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Punch Out
By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.18.2007
And speaking of...as Daniel is enjoying some post-coital bliss of his own with the younger model, there is a knock on the door. It's her older sister. Daniel asks where Becks is, and the older sister says that she thought it would be more fun to end the night there. She plops down on the bed, and Daniel offers her more champagne. She declines, and then she asks if Daniel is going to give Petra, the younger sister, the May cover or the June. Daniel asks what she's talking about, and the older model -- let's call her Natasha -- says that she'd prefer May so they have a shot of doing Harper's Bazaar in July. Daniel sarcastically asks if Natasha is Petra's manager, too. Natasha then drops this bomb: "I'm her mother." And Petra, as it turns out, is a month shy of seventeen. So, Natasha says, Daniel gives her the cover, or he's in a lot of trouble. Eh, everything seemed to work out okay for R. Kelly. Petra and Natasha stand together and give Daniel a seductive look. Well, as seductive a look as scheming pinko commies are able to give. Daniel is pretty much crapping his pants.
Back at the Suarez house, Ignacio is filling Betty in on the Constance drama. Betty asks why he didn't let Hilda call the police, and Ignacio says that he thinks she's been punished enough. He asks about Betty's night, and Betty gets quiet, finally saying that it was just a long day. Ignacio is all, "Hey, at least you weren't kidnapped and force-fed rump roast." An upset Betty says that sometimes people can surprise you. Ignacio says that this is true, but it's not always bad. Like when you mean to go to Yankee Stadium, but end up at a Mets game instead. Or when someone asks you to watch their cats when they're on vacation, and you find their porn collection. Betty says that maybe the two of them are too trusting, and Ignacio says that that's not a bad thing either.
The phone rings, and Ignacio answers. It is Daniel. He asks if Betty is there, saying that he's been trying to call her on her cell phone but it's gone straight to voice mail. Ignacio asks Betty if she wants to talk to Daniel, and says that it sounds like he's in trouble. Betty stands up like she's going to take the call, but after a moment of thought, she says to tell Daniel that she'll see him in the morning -- she's punched out. BAD-ASS! Seriously, good for her. And really, I don't know how telling anybody in the middle of the night that you've committed statutory rape is really going to help things much anyway. Fin!