Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Punch Out
By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.18.2007
When we return, Amanda is filing her nails at the reception desk. Nick comes by and asks where the menus are kept, and Amanda asks if it looks like she eats. It looks like she eats sawdust and rusty nails. Nick says that some people do eat, and also have to work late. He adds that she would understand if she did something besides put on lipstick. And draw cartoon doodles of those who have achieved less than genetic perfection. Amanda says that "some of us" need to powder our brown noses, and adds that she doesn't keep menus, but he can try the kitchen. Nick walks off looking just a little like Cro-Magnon Man. Cut to Alexis' office. Amanda enters with a handful of menus, noting that she thought Alexis might be hungry. Her nose is a cocoa-ish shade of amber. Alexis says that she thinks Nick is taking care of it, but Amanda says that he's in the kitchen making his own dinner, because he's always looking out for number one. I'm surprised Amanda doesn't put Rid-O-Rat with a box deceptively similar to that of the Skinny-N-Sweet right next to the coffee maker.
Meanwhile, Christina and Betty have made it to Prague. Betty is impressed by the way the doormen pulled back the velvet rope when Christina gave her name, and wants Christina to enjoy her newfound fame. Christina clearly is not enjoying it, and when Betty asks why she can't have fun with it, Christina says that the Scottish are humble people. I guess that's why Braveheart didn't seem to mind so much when his hair got all crazy-looking. Christina is ready to get drinks, and a very tall, drunk woman stumbles over and slurs that they should try a dirty Girl Scout. If it approximates the taste of a slutty Samoa, I'm there. Christina goes off to hit the bar, and the tall drunk woman introduces herself as Lois. Her name was Lois, she was a... schlois.
Betty starts to confide in Lois about her job, and how she's at the point in her life when she needs to take more time for herself. We hear some sawing wood, and Betty notes the marvel that is Lois snoring with her eyes open. Lois's head then falls to Betty's shoulder. When Betty's phone rings, she kind of has to jig it up so that Lois is resting on her head. I love Lois! On the phone is someone from a limo service who says that he's supposed to pick up Daniel but can't find him. Betty says that she made a reservation for him at the Salt Mine, and the voice on the other end of the line is revealed to be none other than the irrepressible Quincy Combs! He cackles and Betty panics.