Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Punch Out
By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.18.2007
Meanwhile, an imposing Alexis tells Quincy Combs that she doesn't like being played. She says that he gave her hope that she could find something to help Claire, but there is no love dungeon and, she's guessing, there are no diaries either. If only she knew about the feet. Though knowing your father has a foot fetish actually might be more psychologically damaging than having him wish you dead. She tells him to shove off, and Quincy pulls out some evidence: one of Fey's diaries. He reads an entry from September 2005, in which Fey notes that her afternoon delight has been taken over by Bradford talking about Alex, and how badly he feels for the way he treated his son. Quincy dismisses this as unimportant, but Alexis grabs the diary from him. It says that Alex took off for Europe, and Bradford wanted to follow him and beg him to come home. Alexis gets a funny look in her eye. I hope this doesn't lead to her walking into Bradford's office only to find Wilhelmina mixing a drink with her big toe.
Back in Queens, Ignacio and Constance are in their wedding gear. Ignacio finally gets really mad and tells Constance that they're not getting married, and that Constance doesn't even work for the INS anymore. He wants to go. Constance gets quiet in that way that crazy people do, and she says that he's going to be like all the rest of them. She helps him put his life together, she says, and holds his hand when he walks in to that big scary courthouse. She gets him to the finish line, and then she never hears from him again. Ignacio says that's not true, but Constance points to her book of over 200 clients past, and asks where they are now. I would guess that they're having a life, which is something that Constance should look into, pronto. Ignacio kindly says that all of the people in that book remember Constance and are grateful, but she can't expect them to come back and ask her to hold their hands. They need to move forward, and so does Constance.
This heartwarming display of talking a crazy person down is interrupted by Hilda banging on Constance's door. When she sees their wedding gear, she asks what the hell is going on. Ignacio says that they were just talking, but Hilda doesn't buy it. She tells Constance that she's in a lot of trouble. Ignacio, however, says that she isn't. He asks for his phone back, and Constance reaches into her cleavage and obliges. Ignacio then asks Hilda to take a picture of the two of them. Hilda thinks it's weird, but she does it nonetheless. Aw, such a sweet scene! You know what would be even sweeter? Getting the woman some f'ing help. She's going to be sitting in her living room wearing that wedding dress three weeks from now, with little pork bits all over her. It isn't right.