Episode Report Card Erin: C+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Two's Company, Three's a Crowd
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 5 | Aired on 10.25.2003
I really and truly think the writers were wicked high when they wrote this one. And every time one of them said "biological weapons" they all just started giggling so hard they couldn't stop. I can just see it now. "Dude? We only have four hours to finish this episode." "Dude? I know. Shut up." Pause. Silence. "Pass me the biological weapons." "Hee! Oh, hee hee heeeeee! Dude, you suck." "Hee! I know. I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself." "Well, I don't know about you, but I could really use a biological weapon right about now." "HEE! Stop it!" "HEE! I can't!" Lord.
Soymoan finally whips out (hee!) a smaller briefcase, opens it, and therein lies the biological weapon. Heh. Sark smirks, "You know it's rare to find people that do their job well." "Even a thief can take pride in his work, Mr. Sark," retorts Soymoan. Hee. How much do you think Anders and Theroux were cracking up during this scene? "Oy, blondie! You wan' go out fer kippers and mash?" "Get off, ya great git! An' it's 'bangers an' mash,' ye daft bugger!" Then they'd just dissolve in a fit of giggles because Anders is from Oregon and Theroux is from D.C. and they're both about 4,500 miles from being British.
Anyway, Soymoan hands over the case, Sark walks off with it, and Soymoan and Chavez return to their van. At the same time, Syd exits the hotel elevator and makes her way to the room. She hacks her way into Soymoan's room and ransacks it, looking for the briefcase. She finds it and starts to break into it with her handy break-in bracelet. Too bad Soymoan's just exited the elevator and is stalking deliciously to his room. Syd opens the briefcase, finds it empty, returns it quickly to the spot she found it in, and looks up just as she hears Soymoan trying to enter the hotel room.
Luckily, he can't get in on the first try, so she has time to strip completely and get in the shower. Wow. I can't get undressed that fast even when there's the promise of sex on the horizon. Soymoan finally enters and walks over to the bathroom where he, and we, are treated to a frosted shower curtain glimpse of Naked!Syd! Soymoan's all, "You know dis is trespassin'." By the way, he's totally doing Michael Caine's accent. Not sure if you realized that. Syd leans up against the frosted curtain, and we actually get a full-on breast shot. I'm not kidding. I mean, yeah, it's tweaked so we don't see nipple, but there's definitely a hint of nipple. Or maybe I just have an overactive imagination.
Syd's all, surprise, sweetie! Here are my breasts! Soymoan's all, oy! Noice breasts, der! An' where'd you go before? I was lookin' fer ya. Syd exits the shower, wrapping a towel around herself. She's all, oh, I had to call my daddy to get him to clean up another one of my messes. I mean, it ain't every day I kill my CIA ex-boyfriend. Soymoan's all, he weren't doin' his job very well, were he? Show us your breasts again!