Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 29 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT The Ordeal Of Cold Water
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 9 | Aired on 08.06.2013
PARTY
Emily: "Where's Spencer? This sucks, everything sucks."
Aria: "Hunting Jennas in the dark. Let's go help."
Jake: "Hey Aria, I was just leaving. Without Kim, I might add. All alone out here in the dark, coming from who knows what direction, looking suspiciously back over my shoulder."
Aria: "Cool, that's really cool. I'm glad you're leaving without Kim. No I'm not."
Emily wanders away because straight people are sooo boring, let's be real about that, and she finds Spencer's dead body floating in the lake and starts screaming to high heaven.
Oh, back up, I forgot to tell you that Spencer has been wearing all night a simply hideous blazer in highlighter yellow, that neon chartreuse awful color (but looking amazing in it, of course) and that also Jenna Marshall was wearing the same color, in a light sweater-ish thing I don't even know what you would call it. Her outfit was predominantly black, but this little flimsy thing covered the shoulders and trailed off. Unpause.
Emily jumps into the lake to gather up Spencer's lifeless body... But it is Jenna's! She is drowned! Like a witch that turned out not to be a witch!
Emily: "Oh shit, it's Jenna? Why'd I ruin my slacks for Jenna?"
Shana: "Where was everybody? My love, Jenna!"
Paige: "Hey guys, what's up? Just coming out of nowhere, mysteriously."
Jake: "I'm still hanging around, maybe because I know CPR."
And then just the staring eyes of dead Jenna!
...Who, after the commercial break, is being loaded into an ambulance while Shana gives the Liars an amazing look of hell, and the camera goes, "Maybe it was Jake, or maybe it was Paige, but I definitely think it was one of those two, don't you? They were acting mighty suspicious..."
Liars: "That bitch was so blind I'm sure she'd walk all the way to the lake."
Emily: "Also, somebody bonked the shit out of her head before they threw her in. Look at this blood all over my sweet denim jacket."
MARIN
Hanna: "...I cannot fucking believe I missed that. I mean, I 'hope' she turns out 'okay.'"
Liars: "Yeah, whatever. We're gonna go hang out in the hospital. Hopefully we will hear her death rattle."
Hanna: "Cool, let me know. Hey, remember when I almost killed Garrett's mom in that hospital that time she was in a coma and he was in jail? That was hilarious. Especially since she deserved it for being Garrett's mom. Try something like that."
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