Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 29 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT The Ordeal Of Cold Water
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 9 | Aired on 08.06.2013
Hanna: "Let's call him right now and ruin the surprise!"Ashley: "Actually, I would like to drink four bottles of wine and eat Indian food."
Veronica: "Yes to the latter but your ankle bracelet says no to the former. That annoying beeping is it talking to satellites, PS. You'll get used to it."
Ashley: "I'm so fucking sure. Now about this wine thing, explain in detail how to get around that."
Ankle bracelet? On this show? Enjoy getting chased the fuck around your house, lady. (If they don't do that I am going to be really disappointed, actually.) But mostly, oh Ashley. The wine thing breaks my heart too.
Hanna: "Did you get a tattoo in jail?"
Ashley: "One teardrop under my eye for every cop I killed! Also a Tweety Bird on my butt."
HEARTBREAKING SWIMMING DISAPPOINTMENT MAN
He criticizes Emily's swimming video, and she hates it but she loves it.
Man: "You've got some bad habits and your technique could use some improvement... But you got a lot of potential. That is the last nice thing I will ever say to you. If you're willing to commit, I can help."
Emily: "Great, as soon as my shoulder heals."
(Skirrrtch.)
Emily: "Yeah, my rotator cuff? I tore it just a few weeks ago? I might be having surgery, or weird shots?"
Man: "Emily, if one of my girls had an injury like that, I would throw her in the wood chipper. You're no use to me."
Emily: "But my girlfriend..."
Man: "Is pushy! Also withholding of important info, apparently."
Emily: "Like I can't even try really hard like I do? And get a scholarship for next year?"
Man: "Why are you challenging me? I just told you. You know what, get out."
He throws a one-piece bathing suit at her head, and then a succession of apples, but she's slow gathering her stuff because of her injured rotator cuff, and eventually he's so annoyed he summons some swimmers to come get her, and they form a circle around her and bounce her back and forth on their noses, then right out the door on her ass.
LAKE HOUSE
While they prep for the party, and Paige is off buying more and more party supplies, the Liars do a quick debrief: What's weirder, that Jenna knows Alison's alive, or that she knows who killed her? After all this time, one thing is for sure: We hate the shit out of Jenna.
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