Episode Report Card Gustave: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT I musta killed Spawn!
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.08.2002
Back at CTU, Nina storms onto the floor and konfronts Soul Patch. "Did you know that the Safe House was hit?" She just found out herself. Soul Patch admits that he knew about the Safe House Attack, but didn't say anything to Kiefer because he was under orders from Xander, who outranks even Kiefer. Nina is all, "You should have told me." Soul Patch assures her that there are men looking for the Kieferettes. "Kiefer needs to know about this," says Nina, storming off.
The Berkeleymobile is cruising down a dusty road past chicken-wire-enclosed fields of dry brown grass. Xander's cell phone rings. It's Nina, busting on him for not telling Kiefer about his family. Xander doesn't want to let on that he's having this conversation with Nina, so he pretends for Kiefer's benefit to talk about something else. Nina gets frustrated and tries to call Kiefer directly on his cell phone. Under the pretense of his battery being dead, Xander borrows Kiefer's cell phone and turns it off, thereby preventing Nina's call from going through. They get out of the car and approach a crude fence, where Kiefer is getting a clear signal from some "whatever technology" gadget he has with him. Kiefer hops over the fence, and Xander opens the gate and walks through. Hee! They talk further along toward some trees. Back at CTU, Nina can't focus on her work, so she leaves the floor without telling Soul Patch where she's going.
It's 6:42:58 PM, and Kiefer and Xander are approaching a thicket of trees while they have an expositorial exchange about Drazen being Milosevic's right-hand man in charge of ethnic cleansing and how there has to be a second mole at CTU. The Whatever Scanner leads them to a mausoleum-shaped construction that Kiefer identifies as a "power transformer." Kiefer wonders aloud why this spot is a nature reserve when it's too dry for any wildlife to survive.
Back at Frat House on the Hellmouth, DWFB tells everyone to get in place for The Bad Drug Deal. Rick, Spawn, and Skanktoria Principal try to act casual for the benefit of the drug dealer at the door. Some skinny leather-jacketed guy with curly red Kenny G hair enters, followed by his skank, a waify peroxide blonde who looks like Patricia Arquette after getting hit with a frying pan. Kenny G scopes the room out and wants to know who Spawn and Rick are and what happened to Rick's arm. DWFB cuts to the chase and asks for the ecstasy. "Pure MDMA," says Kenny G. "No caffeine." Oh, good. I hate it when there's caffeine in my MDMA. It keeps me up all night tossing and turning. "Where's the money?" says Kenny G. DWFB unzips a nylon bag and places it on the couch. Kenny G goes over to inspect it, and DWFB's gun buddies leap out of hiding and tell him to freeze. Kenny G and Poor Man's Patricia Arquette draw their own guns, and there's a standoff. Finally Kenny G agrees to put his gun down and leave the ecstasy behind. The gun buddies pat down Kenny G and PMPA. For some reason DWFB decides it's as good a time as any to hit Rick on his bad shoulder with the butt of his gun for "not keeping [his] brother alive." Rick falls to Spawn's feet; she tries to revive him with her hot teenage monkey love. The time is 6:47:23 PM.