Episode Report Card Erin: B- | 116 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Thank you for flying Exposition Airlines
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 11 | Aired on 2004.01.11
Syd starts to walk away. Vaughn and Weiss walk up with a beaten Lazarey between them. He just looks at Syd and goes, "Julia?" Then we're on some road and some car is driving along. It's Sark and he's on the phone. "They have my father," he says in his plummy Brit tones. "Take care of it." He hangs up, and we head on over to Hell-Lay. We catch a ride with Syd and Lazarey in an ambulance as Syd tries to talk him. She tells him he's going to be okay. He removes his mask and says, "You know…about the passenger?" Syd's all, the whuh? In the whuh whuh? Lazarey repeats himself. Syd just replaces his mask and tells him they'll have time to talk when they're at the hospital. Oh, yeah, he is SO dead.
They get to the hospital, and doctors meet the ambulance. Syd gets out and the EMTs cart Lazarey out. The second he hits daylight, however, three shots hit his abdomen. See? Dead. I knew it. Everyone takes cover as someone on a roof in the distance runs off. Syd takes aim, looking for the sniper, but can't see anything. Well, duh, Syd. If YOU were a sniper, would YOU stick around? I don't think so. Syd gets on the horn and informs someone of the circumstances. Then we head up to the roof and check in with the empty rifle shells as a gloved hand picks them up one by one. The same gloved hands disassemble the gun and pack it into a suitcase. The suitcase shuts, the camera pulls back, and it's LAUREN, looking all kinds of evil in her slinky black assassin get-up. She gets on her cell phone and informs someone, "The matter's taken care of." Then she says, "Yes, sir. I will." Then she hangs up the phone, looks off into the distance with her best "I am SO evil!" expression, turns, picks up the suitcase, and disappears.
Aw yeah! Evil Lauren? Now that's some shit I can get behind!
Next on Alias: Syd and Vaughn face a firing squad and decide to make out right before they die. And Isabella Rossellini shows up long enough to make us all wonder what kind of virgin blood the woman bathes in, because, dudes? She looks GOOD.