Episode Report Card Gustave: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Yelena! Yelena!
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 23 | Aired on 05.13.2002
The time is 10:51:18 PM. At the Scooby Docks, FATB tells Spawn about a sister he "vonce" had who was a photographer and "took tons of pictures." Uh, yeah, that's what photographers do. He explains that Kiefer killed her despite the fact that she "vas full uff life." Spawn and FATB then have a conversation that accomplishes nothing, in which FATB explains why Kiefer must die and Spawn delivers an impassioned defense of her father.
Back at CTU, Xander tells Nina and Soul Patch that Palmer survived the explosion and his death is a hoax. "This goes no further than the three of us until the public has been made aware that he survived, okay?" says Xander. He sends them back to work to "rebuild profiles." Oh, and Nina lies and claims that she hasn't spoken to Kiefer since the explosion.
Back at the Scooby Docks, Spawn notices a steaming hot pot of coffee near her. She pretends to be cold and asks her lackadaisical guard if she can have some coffee. Spawn gets up, fixes herself a cuppa, and throws the pot at the guy who is guarding her. As he writhes on the ground and screams, Spawn runs outside, tugging at her bound hands. The TerrorSquad follow her with guns drawn. She dodges them for a few minutes, then jumps into the water. Wow, who gave Spawn the ginkgo biloba supplements? No one follows her, because they don't "vant" to get "vet." Or something.
Meanwhile, Kiefer drives to the Scooby Docks as the camera zooms in on his wedding band. Spawn surfaces and crawls ashore without the TerrorSquad noticing. Bride nods off in the Konfrontational Koffee room, and Palmer sits around and thinks about stuff.
Back atop the Scooby Docks, FATB asks TerrorHopper vat they're going to do now that they don't have their star hostage. "Kiefer has no choice but to trust us," says TerrorHopper. Their phone rings. It's someone named Yelena. She informs them in Serbian that Palmer is still alive. The camera pulls back. It's Nina! Oh no you di-i-i-in't! The time is 10:59:58…10:59:59...11:00:00 PM.