Episode Report Card M. Giant: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Bizarre Love Triangle
By M. Giant | Season 4 | Episode 7 | Aired on 01.30.2005
That gentleman is telling DoDder that he knows about her and Kiefer, and he's "not okay with it." Moot! DoDder says as much. She says she tried to work things out, but Grayadder kept putting it off so she gave up. They haven't been together for nine months, she reminds him. So she started seeing Kiefer after three whole months of separation? Life is short when you're DoDder, isn't it? Unless of course you have something awkward to tell someone, and then she has all the time in the world. Kiefer interrupts as politely as possible to tell DoDder it's time to go. Grayadder turns on him, snapping, "She is my wife." DoDder books, because she still sucks and refuses to take responsibility for her part in creating this situation to begin with. Kiefer's about to follow her, and Grayadder stops him. "She is my wife," Grayadder reiterates. "Don't you forget that." He tries to glare threateningly. Among all of Kiefer's possible responses, he chooses a barely-audible "Yuh," and goes to catch up with DoDder. She apologizes to him. You think she means for the awkward moment in particular, or for being an immature asshole and putting him in this position in general? Kiefer just says it's fine, with an expression that says it's really not.
Watching them leave, AIIIEEEE!sha heads over to Special Agent Breck with a lie about how she needs to give some files to Kiefer. Special Agent Breck, who has just finished wrestling that big ol' hair of hers into a ponytail, explains that AIIIEEEE!sha is out of luck, since "Kiefer just went with DoDder to Felsted Security to look at some archive footage." I think Special Agent Breck's ponytail's a little tight there -- it's keeping her from shutting her goddamn pipe. AIIIEEEE!sha goes back to her computer to locate Felsted Security. The map she pulls up doesn't have street names, but going by its proximity to the city center and a certain kink in the highway, it looks like the place is very near Alameda Avenue. I'm just saying.
DaD is wandering around CTU looking for a good place to set up with his bucket and harmonica when Grayadder pulls him aside, saying, "We need to talk." Yeah, get DaD to take your side against the guy who just saved his life. Good luck with that. DaD earns more credit than DoDder ever gave him by pointing out, "You and DoDder have been separated for almost a year…she's a big girl. She can do what she wants." Grayadder whines, "What she's doing…she's breaking my heart." DaD gives that more consideration than it deserves when he pats Grayadder on the shoulder and walks out without another word. I hope he's off to have somebody revoke Grayadder's visitor pass.