Episode Report Card Demian: B | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Somewhere, Sigmund Freud spins in his grave
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 15 | Aired on 2001.02.22
Manor parlor. Phoebe leafs through the BoS and lands on a page that captures her attention. "Gotcha!" she says, and we cut to AP Prue straddling Bobby beneath a tree. Get your minds out of the gutter: they're both fully clothed. AP Prue, however, is doing her best to rectify that situation, unbuttoning Bobby's shirt as they flirt. Bobby wants to know how long AP Prue will "stick around this time." AP Prue asks him what he means. Bobby wants to know if she's going to vanish on him again. AP Prue can't say for certain, as she's "living moment-to-moment" now that she's "free for the first time in [her] life." Bobby has no problem with that, and they mack. Shimmering noises intrude, and AP Prue dismounts Bobby to hide in the bushes. AP Prue latches onto a tree trunk and shouts that she will not allow herself to be pulled away.
Guess again, sweetie. AP Prue dematerializes from the underbrush and pops up in the manor parlor. Phoebe, jaw set, slams the BoS shut with, "Neat spell, huh?" The two get up in each other's business. Phoebe demands to know what AP Prue thinks she's doing. AP Prue tells Phoebe to leave her the hell alone, and refuses to reconnect with Special Ed Prue. "I'm never going back," AP Prue insists, stomping out to the front door. Phoebe grabs her, and AP Prue tosses her to the floor. Phoebe retaliates by slinging AP Prue into an armchair. AP Prue announces that she's had enough of Special Ed Prue's life of duty. She wants a life of her own, one in which she is free to do as she pleases. Phoebe plays the responsibility card. AP Prue throws it back in her face, snarking that Phoebe was hardly behaving responsibly when she fell in love with a demon. "Oh, please," Phoebe snorts. "You have got to let this whole Cole thing go. You can't stay mad at me forever." Word. AP Prue reveals that she was never angry with Phoebe for Cole. She was, in fact, "rooting" for Phoebe. Special Ed Prue was the one with all the problems.