Episode Report Card Wing Chun: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Crossroads
By Wing Chun | Season 2 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.13.1998
Then we're at Jen's, where she and Abby are sitting on her bed looking at pictures while some no-talent Sony Music product plays in the background and Jen hands Abby a photo of "Charlie," the guy she was telling her about and Abby is creaming her skirt as Jen looks on ever-more smugly and tells her they spent a weekend in Atlantic City "before he had to ship out," like, whatever, and then Abby says she can't believe Jen has eyes for Dawson Leery since she has "lived, sister!" and Jen bites her lip annoyingly and doesn't contradict her, even more annoyingly, and then Abby refers to the rest of the Fearsome Foursome as "Forrest Gump and Company" which was pretty funny and tells Jen they should go to "Pacey's bogus dock party" and "crack on the people there" and then Jen bites her lip some more, with mischief this time, I guess, and then Abby produces a bottle of champagne, and Jen laughs.
And then we're at The Ice House as Dawson stalks Joey around the place while she's trying to work and apologizes for reading her journal in the least apologetic possible way, to wit: "All right, soIshouldn'thavereadyourjournal. Come on, you can't tell me all the time you've been alone in my room that you've never snooped?" and Joey says she hasn't because she, unlike him, respects his privacy, and he answers, "You obviously don't respect my filmmaking abilities" and Joey points out that the point is not how she feels about his "quest to be Spielberg Junior" (which was pretty funny) but the fact that he was plain wrong to read her journal at all, like, obviously. And then Dawson is trying to push it some more as Probably Gay Jack shows up all self-effacing and identifying himself (except that he leaves out the "Probably Gay" part) and Joey has no idea who he is and then remembers and asks if he's ever washed dishes before and he says no like, GAK, what a princess! and she sends him to the kitchen with an apron and then Dawson and Joey fight some more about whether she was more wrong to write what she did, or whether he was more wrong to read it (and I'll let you, dear reader, guess on which side of this debate I place my sympathies) until Probably Gay Jack returns to ask Joey to tell her sister he works there since she won't let him in the kitchen, and then Dawson decides to get in a parting shot before she goes, to the effect that he's glad he read it since he now feels he doesn't know her at all, and Joey not only agrees but goes him one better, suggesting that he never did, as she gives him the Joey Glare and he gazes into the space her body used to occupy, pouting mightily.