Episode Report Card Kim: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Thanksgiving
By Kim | Season 1 | Episode 9 | Aired on 11.23.1998
As some testicle (tm Sars) plays on the soundtrack, Felicity tosses and turns in bed. She finally gets up and starts walking down the hall toward Knoll's room. She thinks better of it, and turns and heads back to her own room. The elevator doors open, causing Felicity to turn and look. Knoll is standing in the elevator. Felicity stares at him, and then walks into her room. After standing there a moment, she peeks back out in time to see Knoll going into his room. Felicity closes her door.
In Knoll's room, Knoll gets into bed with Hannah. Hannah says hello, so Knoll whispers that he was thinking that Hannah's moving to New York is a great idea. Hannah smiles, so Knoll says that he wants her to move to New York. They mack. Fade to black. Hey, that rhymed!
The camera pans over assorted foodstuffs on a table. Felicity is pulling things out of the grocery bags. Julie arrives, holding a bag. Felicity asks how it went. Julie says that she ended up buying something in Chinatown, and that the guy told her that it was a turkey. Felicity peers into the bag and recoils in disgust. Julie asks what Felicity thinks, and Felicity replies, "I think that it's got fur!" Julie thought they were feathers. Knoll and Hannah walk out of Knoll's room half-dressed. Hannah asks whether they're cooking, and Julie invites her to join them. Hannah says that she's a terrible cook, and wouldn't be much help. Julie invites both of them to dinner. Hannah says that Knoll has made secret plans. Knoll reveals that they have reservations at Ye Waverly. Hannah thinks that dinner with the girls could be more fun, but Knoll isn't budging. Hannah thanks Julie for the invitation and walks off. Knoll stands there for a beat, and then follows her. Felicity watches Knoll go, and then comments that Knoll is a jerk. Julie points out again that Knoll is readjusting. Julie asks what they are going to do about "the turkey problem," and Felicity gives Julie a look like, "I have a brilliant plan involving Javier."
Cut to Javier at Dean & Deluca, talking to Felicity and Julie. Javier informs Felicity that Nono is back in the house, and then asks what advice they need. Javier offers to write down his advice, and then launches into a hilarious Javier rendition of turkey-cooking instructions, referring to the giblets as "little gifts," and using an oiled brown paper bag and tap water. Julie confesses that they don't have an oven, and Felicity adds that they don't have a turkey. Felicity explains that they were hoping that Javier could use his food connections to get a free-range turkey. Javier says that he ordered his two months ago. Julie suggests that Javier eat dinner with them, and bring a turkey, and that they'll do everything else. Felicity gives Julie a glare, and Julie claims that she was just kidding. Javier asks what time he should be there. Felicity tells him that he doesn't have to do it, but Javier says that he's curious.