Episode Report Card 1 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Misfortune
By Chuck | Season 5 | Episode 5 | Aired on 02.02.2002
In the infirmary, Ryan stands over Cyril in the classic I'm-going-to-smother-you-with-a-pillow stance. Cyril's eyes fly open with the classic I'm-about-to-be-smothered-by-a-pillow look, but it's an opportunity missed. Cyril then fights against his restraints and asks Ryan if he was bad again. Real bad, bro. Cyril wants to go back to Em City, but Ryan explains that he's headed for solitary. Cyril dislikes solitary. Ryan knows. A guard arrives to take Cyril back to his deluxe single room; as single, melancholy piano notes swell, Ryan looks serious, then Gloria looks serious, then Hill says that only one person knows the future. He's the judge (yes, it's a he), and he's right all the time, and all the lucky folks in Oz have gotten their futures told, and the future ain't bright. Betty Buckley, in the cafeteria, turns out to be the culprit behind the piano water torture. Cyril arrives back in solitary, and Ryan looks serious again.
Next week: Oh, sweet Jesus.