Episode Report Card Erin: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT If it ain't broke, Spy Daddy will BLOW IT UP.
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 4 | Aired on 10.19.2002
Oh, God. The Serenity Prayer. Shoot me.
We're back with the Addicts. Will looks particularly hot in his skimpy green t-shirt. After the required prayer recital, Cute Addict Girl starts in on Will again about the SD-6 conspiracy shit. She couches it in a flirty come-on, but Will's still not purchasing tickets to that show. You can totally tell he wants to spill, but he's wised up since the days of Willage Idiot and he's keeping his mouth shut. He wishes her good luck on her search into SD-6, and walks off.
And that's when we see Cute Addict Girl, dressed in a suit and with business-casual hair, giving the lowdown on Will to none other than Uncle Oompa Loompa himself. She assures Sloane that Tippin's a clean slate and a non-threat. Just then, Dixon shows up, and Sloane leaves Cute Addict Girl/Undercover SD-6 Slut alone to ponder the idea of going after Will outside the realm of company biz-ness.
Elsewhere in the building, Sloane pulls Dixon aside and asks about what he found out in Sonoma. Unfortunately, Dixon was unable to find out what room it was that someone used to call Sloane from. "But," says Dixon, handing Sloane some Xeroxed sheets, "we do know who was staying at the Inn that night." Sloane looks over the sheets. The signature of Emily Sloane appears in the register. "Is that your wife's signature?" asks Dixon. Brigadier Blabbedly-Boo just looks at Dixon and sticks his tongue out and wags it back and forth while beating himself over the head with a banana.
Madagascar. Home Of HUGE Hissing Cockroaches And Massive Amounts Of Malaria. Vaughn and Syd arrive with a full CIA team. They make their way to The House Of The Rising Bible. Syd's calling the shots to the CIA team, even though, ya know, she's not VAUGHN. They make their way to the door and look into the weekend. At Ops Center, Spy Daddy snaps at the surveillance dude to change the screen view to infrared. As soon as he puts on a headset, Spy Daddy shouts at Syd to hold her entry.
"What is it, Dad?" she asks, making us wonder if ALL operatives who work with family members refer to them by their familial names and not, you know, their call signs or whatever. Spy Daddy informs Syd and Kendall that the building's wired to explode. Then he tells her to look for a crawlspace. She does so. Vaughn follows her. They see that the house is, indeed, wired to blow. And REALLY wired at that. "She lied to me," whispers Syd, trying not to cry. Vaughn keeps it together and pulls Syd away from the house.