Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 54 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT You Will Like Cicero Or You Will Be Whipped
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 5 | Aired on 07.09.2013
Aria: "What the hell is Hanna doing there? Like she's going to college."Spencer: "I know, right? Trust me, it is stupid. Deets later."
Homoerotic beer pongs ponging at her face, Hanna is getting antsy. Antsy with a gun in your purse being, of course, the worst scenario. So while Spencer effs and jeffs around upstairs with thumping bumping people who are not there, in classic Rosewood fashion, she gets a wild hair, grabs a huge beer mug, and heads off somewhere wicked dumb to do something super stupid with it.
MORE BRENDAN = YES
I just met you, and this is crazy, but let me get an African Gray Parrot to give you my number and you can call me from your robot bomb shelter, maybe.
Brendan: "...Anyway, could I fuckin' be more perfect? Let's try it and see..."
Emily: "Actually, my friend Hanna just showed up. Which is odd because like she's going to college. And in other news, you are suddenly holding my hand and I am a lesbian."
Brendan: "Orrrrr are you just at college?"
Emily: "No, this crap started way before we get here."
Brendan: "Aw, man. Well, tell me about your girlfriend. I'm not like a regular guy, I'm a cool guy."
Emily: "You do not have time for that jelly."
Brendan: "Then let's go find your friend or friends, who are both probably acting fucking weird by now."
Emily says no to that, but Brendan maybe says yes. Oh, Brendan. Oh, Brendan McGowan. Go change clothes again, or something useful like that. Do not creep! Do not ruin all that we have.
Cut Spencer and Emily running around the woods nearby, screaming Hanna's name so everybody will notice that Hanna has gone 'round the bend. A dude silly-strings Emily and she just throws him into a tree and keeps going. They meet up, and the whole time Hanna's digging a hole with her beer mug, and they set out to find her. Like they just know she's up to something hilarious...
But it's too late. The cops have found you! With a gun! Hanna, that is the opposite!
A-TAG
A enjoys some honey in her tea, and wipes some dust off an old GZX photo: Why it's Mrs. Grindelwald, looking exactly as crazy as you would think.
NEXT WEEK
While Hanna sleeps in the bed her dumb ass just made, Mona "accidentally" interferes with the Liar bond by telling a Spencer Secret, Aria messes with Mike's relationships because that is her fave thing to do lately, Shana won't effing go away, and Spencer takes Toby to Ravenswood, where everybody gets backdoored.