Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Destroy Everything You Touch
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 6 | Aired on 07.19.2011
HEMMING & HAWING
Samara: "So, this dress I'm altering looks really good on you. You can barely tell it belongs to a dead girl."
Emily: "I am either the most oblivious or the most devious girl in the universe, but either way I'm going to change out of this dress right in front of you while fake Ladytron plays in the background. This will stir up such strong lesbianism in you that possibly we will kiss or something insane like that."
Samara: "Nope, I'm good."
ELLA MONTGOMERY!
Ella: "No, Hanna's right and this is way fucked up. Do you want me to call drunk old Jessica and tell her so?"
Aria: "No, I don't really care one way or the other. I need some advice, though."
Ella: (Is excited to be giving Aria her first advice.)
Aria: "Do you believe that a person can be in a 24-hour fugue state and maybe kill their sister but not remember it and then a ghost ninja stalker killer can impersonate the dead person and send texts?"
Ella: "No, but crazy is a thing. This sounds intense. I better not probe deeper."
Aria: "Fine. I'm asking you about boys and you're just being..."
Ella: "This was a question about boys? Are you dumping Fitz for Jason? Do you not remember his half-naked hipster body?"
Aria: "My friends think it's convenient that he can't remember where he was or what he did."
Ella: "Well, sometimes people file things away until they're ready to deal with them. Time can heal, and something shakes a memory loose. But if you force it, they could snap and go on a murder spree, so really it's best to let the mind take care of this kind of thing on its own. In rare cases possibly a trained professional might help, but that would really be up to them. Does that answer your question?"
Aria: "What you're saying is, I should tie him to a chair and Clockwork Orange him into looking at pictures of his murdered sister until he loses his mind forever. Got it."
MARIN MARIN REVOLUTION
Somehow, even the clichéd "teen girl dances around when she's alone" thing works when it's Hanna. I mean, everybody in real life does actually do that, but I feel like putting it on TV is now a little easy and on the nose. Unless it's Hanna. I wish there was a TV show called Hanna's Move! where you just watch her dance around the kitchen and try to guess what song she's listening to.