Episode Report Card Pamie: A | 16 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Adultery, Theft, and Lies
By Pamie | Season 2 | Episode 16 | Aired on 2002.04.09
Emily and Lorelai walk into the spa. Emily loves it. She loves the smell. Everything is lovely. She tells Lorelai to try the cucumber water. Emily just thinks the entire thing is precious and darling. Lorelai says she'll be happy if there's Ranch dressing in the soap dispensers. Emily says she loves it there, and that she feels more relaxed already. Lorelai warns Emily that this is how they get you in the Moonies. Emily loves the water and asks Lorelai to try it. Lorelai's not really a "team player" here, and says that they should just check in instead. Emily tells Bobby the desk clerk that they are there. Bobby says they're all set. He gives them their room keys and itineraries. Emily says they plan on leaving the spa "completely different people." Lorelai smiles and says, "Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent." Bobby tells them that fruit and yogurt is served by the pool in the morning, and that the lunch and dinner stuff's on the itinerary. Lorelai asks where she can get a cup of coffee. Bobby explains to Lorelai that the spa doesn't serve anything caffeinated. "And you think that's safe?" Lorelai asks. Emily politely ushers Lorelai away. Lorelai pouts that there's no coffee. Emily tells Lorelai that it won't kill her to go two days without coffee. "No! I think it will!" Lorelai responds. Emily asks Lorelai just to focus on all the wonderful things they're going to do. Lorelai looks at the itineraries and complains that they've screwed it up. "Again?" Emily asks. Turns out Emily had called the spa when she saw they were scheduled opposite each other for everything, and had them arrange it so that they were together. You know, mother-daughter style. Lorelai admits defeat. Emily says she even moved their pedicures to the same room so that they can talk while they get them. "Okay, I'm really gonna need a cup of coffee!" Lorelai says.