Episode Report Card Pamie: A | 16 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Adultery, Theft, and Lies
By Pamie | Season 2 | Episode 16 | Aired on 2002.04.09
Lorelai says there has to be something small they could do. She thinks, stands up, and leaves. Emily tells Lorelai it's rude just to walk out on a person. Lorelai walks back holding her robe in the air. She tells Emily that they're both going to take their robes and shove them into their suitcases at the same time and then walk out stealing together. This is how they're going to start a relationship? With synchronized theft? Lorelai reminds Emily how much she loves the robe, and insists that they're going to leave with them. Emily points out that they're just going to charge her credit card when they see that the robes are gone. Shame on Lorelai. She works at a hotel. She knows what a bitch it is when people steal things like that. I never steal from hotels. Both of my parents were in hotel management. Never swipe anything. Always tip housekeeping. Lorelai says that the robe will be a symbol of their trip together. She says it'll be something they did together. She folds up the robe and puts it in her bag. She zips the bag. Emily says that she has a perfectly good robe at home. Lorelai asks if Emily's going to swipe her robe, too. Emily asks if Lorelai stole a robe with Rory before. Lorelai gasps, "No! Rory would never steal. She's far too moral for that." I'd never steal a robe, either. Lorelai says that Emily's a vicious trollop, though. Emily says Lorelai should have her head examined. Lorelai says that they'll make an appointment when they get back. Emily says that in the course of one night, Lorelai has turned her into an adulterer and a thief. Lorelai says they'll have Emily working at the Chicken Ranch by the end of the month. Emily scampers off to steal. Lorelai nods, proud of herself.
Luke's. Construction. Very busy. Rory says she can't believe Lorelai got Emily to steal. Lorelai says she saw Emily trying to return the robe while Lorelai got the car. Kirk asks Lorelai if she's done eating. Lorelai says that they aren't finished. Man, Lorelai is so selfish. There's a line of people waiting to eat and Lorelai's just sitting there gabbing. She's been done eating for a while. I know, because Kirk's timed it, because Kirk's been standing there waiting to eat for a long time. Lorelai tells Kirk to go away before she orders seconds. She comments to Rory that Paris looked a bit green this morning. Rory says that Paris had a giant sugar/carb hangover. Lorelai says it takes years to be able to eat the way they do. Rory says she knows it. Lorelai asks if CuteDean was "crazy mad" last night. Rory says that's a fair assessment. She's spending the entire day with him to make up for it. Lorelai says she's got to get to the Inn. Rory moans that she's probably going to have dinner with CuteDean as well. Lorelai says it's funny that Lorelai will have the house to herself tonight. "I simply cannot stop laughing," Rory says. Rory gets up to pay the tab....