Episode Report Card Pamie: A | 16 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Adultery, Theft, and Lies
By Pamie | Season 2 | Episode 16 | Aired on 2002.04.09
CuteDean and Rory leaning on a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Almost two years, and Rory still hasn't let CuteDean get past first base. Poor, patient CuteDean. Rory tells CuteDean that his lung capacity has improved. CuteDean says it's from all the basketball he's been playing. No wonder their kisses have looked so crappy since that first one (back when the actors were dating). She doesn't let him breathe while they kiss! CuteDean says he was thinking that since Lorelai's going to be gone tonight, he could come over. "Oh" is the disappointed response from the Worst Girlfriend Ever. She tells CuteDean she wanted a "hermit thing" tonight. "Why?" the world asks in unison. Rory gives a "J.D. Salinger" excuse. CuteDean and everyone with a libido can't figure out why Rory wouldn't want him to come over, at least for a little while, so that they can spend some quality time together. Rory says she almost never gets the house to herself, and that she was going to do her laundry exactly the way she likes it, by separating all of the laundry into sub-piles of colors and whites and towels and sheets. This girl is lame, you guys. Break up with her, CuteDean. You deserve better. Some girl's picking a delicates load over your kisses. Rory also wants to be alone to watch television and eat the Indian food she loves (loves the food, only likes the boy) since Lorelai hates the smell. Can't you do all of these things on Saturday or Sunday and have the boy over on Friday night? Then she plans on going to bed early. She asks if CuteDean's mad. "Why would I be mad?" he asks. I can make up a quick list if you'd like, CuteDean. I'll put it under the windshield wiper of the car that you made your ungrateful girlfriend. Rory promises CuteDean that the entire next day will be all about him. From morning until evening, they'll be together. "Just don't be mad," she says, like CuteDean beats her and mentally abuses her. CuteDean reminds her that he's not mad. CuteDean replies, "I'm confused, but I'm not mad. I'm a saint, but I'm not mad." Amen. Rory tells CuteDean to inhale a deep breath so that she can kiss him again. What a weird girl she's becoming.