Episode Report Card Demian: C+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT This is the way the season ends
By Demian | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.15.2002
The Angel Of Massive Man-Teats appears in the dining room to ask if the Glamorous Ladies are ready to relinquish their powers. Nope! Phoebe and Piper have finally had their predictable change of heart. Man-Teats inquires if the gals realize they "won't get this opportunity again." The gals most certainly do. "Very well," he allows, and lumbers down the hallway past the frozen Dolt. "By the way, thought you'd like to know," he says, addressing Piper specifically. "Neither decision would have affected yours and [the Dolt's] personal destiny." "Ohmigod!" Phoebe squeals. "Don't you get it?" Piper says, "What?" about forty times. Phoebe spins around and shrieks in Raige's face while hopping up and down. "Do you get it?" Raige shrugs, clueless. Sigh. No, Grandma, don't get up. I can handle this one.
YOU'RE PREGNANT, YOU MORON!
And there was much rejoicing in Halliwell Manor. The Angel, whom I suppose I should have been calling "Gabriel" this entire time, flares up into his golden blob and sails out through the front door. The breeze generated at his passing gently swings shut the door behind him, and thus endeth Season The Fourth.