Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT A Dream Is A Fitz Your Heart Makes
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 16 | Aired on 01.16.2012
BLIND PEOPLE TEA PARTY
Spencer brings the guy some coffee, and then he shows her a trick where he is able to find the Sugar In The Raw among the various packets of aspartame death through his sense of touch. Spencer is amazed. She realizes she wants all the blind people powers and none of their weaknesses, just like the Daywalker they call Blade.
Guy: "I was born with a genetic thing where I slowly was going blind. You would think that when it finally happened, I'd be prepared, but no. I flipped out. Jenna Marshall helped me with that."
Spencer: "In a mean, creepy, but ultimately redemptive way?"
Guy: "No, mostly just by being her weird self. She is a determined young lady. Anyway, one of the things she was determined about was rehabilitating her shit in record time so she could get out of here and go back and murder four or five girls in her hometown using a complex system of blackmail and esoteric secret societies. It was totally inspiring."
Spencer: "She sounds awesome. So listen, did she ever tell you more specific things?"
Guy: "No. She taught me about the healing power of art, and how to tell if someone is lying by feeling their pulse, and also how to read minds. But nothing about which five girls specifically would be paying for causing her blindness. I have to go now."
The lady yells at Spencer as she's leaving that she needs to sign herself in and out, having visited with the blind angelic guy, and then the lady disappears just long enough that Spencer can steal the self-same logbook from the year that Jenna spent here recovering from the time that Spencer and her friends blinded her with explosives.
COMPARING NOTES
Aria: "Why are you asking me for a fake ID? We all got our new ones together, that time that we randomly remembered seeing Alison murder a co-ed for flirting with Noel Kahn or Ian or something, and then immediately forgot seeing that happen."
Emily: "This one is for Maya."
Aria: "First of all, like Maya would ever get carded in a million years. And second of all, I look nothing like Maya. It'll never work."
Emily: "The place we're going is in Jersey."
Aria: "Nuff said."
Emily & Aria: "Now, Hanna, are you set with everything you need? As long as we're leaving you here alone to get murdered by Lucas, we mean."
Hanna: "I'm good, thanks. I'm feeling kind of mopey due to Caleb and Mona yelling at me and not knowing that Lucas is a dangerous person, according to us."
Emily & Aria: "Wow, so you have no friends, you're totally alone with a person on his way here to murder you, and this house gets broken into more than any other location on this burglary-infested television show, except possibly the various Hastings properties. Clearly you'll be fine."