Episode Report Card Demian: D+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Rebitched
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 5 | Aired on 10.22.2005
Dammit! Yet another scene! Will this episode never end? Well, at least this one's quick: Piper and Raige buck each other up with a shared pep talk regarding their newfound notoriety and "this too shall pass" and whatnot before emerging from P3's back office to greet, quite literally, hundreds of their yuppie admirers out on the main floor of the bar. "We're back!" Raige gamely smiles at the cluster of fans nearest her as she and Piper pose for photographs and Raige, honey, none of these people ever knew you were gone in the first place, remember? Dizzy simp. No matter, though, for Piper and Raige soon find themselves frozen in the flash from one of the dozens of cameras snapping in their direction, and we finally fade to black. Thank God.
Next week: The promos would have us believe the episode's all about Phoebe getting herself knocked up again, but the paltering promotional materials lie like a rug. It's actually All About The Retard. Stock up on the booze before it's too late.