Episode Report Card Sobell: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Tweener's chance for a new life -- dead!
By Sobell | Season 2 | Episode 6 | Aired on 09.24.2006
However, now that Jeanette's ploy to get in Lincoln's pants has fizzled, she's decided it's time for the boys to go. I personally would not want anyone to leave until they had fixed the floor of my garage -- that's what locking doors are for -- but I am also not in the habit of cockteasing a crew chief in the hopes that he will pimp one of his workers out to me. Michael does not take being asked to leave well. Jeanette is insistent: "I think you are finished, okay? And I want you to leave my house now."
Down in the garage, the guys hear a car pull up. Lincoln orders Sucre to check it out. Sucre creeps out of the side of the garage and sees a cop car parked in the driveway. He rears back, then heads into the garage to tersely tell the other boys, "Cop."
Up in her bedroom, Jeanette hears the car pull into the driveway, then peeks through her blinds. As she says, "Thank God," the boys rush over to see what she's grateful for. That would be the lady cop who's walking up the drive. As Jeanette wheels to head downstairs and let the cop in, T-Bag pounces and grabs her by the neck. As he holds her hostage, with a sharp tool pressed against her throat, T-Bag snarls to the inexplicably shocked Michael, "She's on her way out with us, Pretty." Jeanette gasps, and T-Bag presses Michael's pickaxe against her throat. So with ONE HAND, he managed to grab Michael's tool and put Jeanette in a submissive hold? I tell you, Dr. Gudat inadvertently gave the stringy little pervert superhuman powers. ["Also, 'grab Michael's tool'? You have been recapping T-Bag too long." -- Joe R]
Anyway, T-Bag shows that he does not cotton to the wing-man gig with the same zest as he does the murdering gig when he snarls, "Don't you say a word, you old whore, or I'll cut your throat." Faced with this new complication, Michael falls back on what he does best: he stares.
Tense! Will Tweener sell out? Will Kellerman do something nasty to Sara? Will the boys get their money and run? Tune in next week.