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17-19 2006.07.11 |
Mainly On The Plain The kids go to Spain. Svet whines a lot. |
| 8-9 Recap |
I Hate Matt
I Hate Matt - Previously on The Real World, Annoying and Colin bantered in the kitchen, kissed on the dance floor and bickered in the van. Then Wonder Bread said, "Colin rips on Amaya throughout the day, and at night he's a Romeo, sweet and sensitive." So apparently, this week's episode is the Colin and Annoying clip show, with commentary by Wonder Bread the Nosey Parker. |
1999.08.10 1999.08.10 |
D- |
Kim |
| 8-8 Recap |
My Name Is Bill W.
My Name Is Bill W. - So, this week's episode is going to be about Ruthie's drinking problem. Whee! |
1999.08.03 1999.08.03 |
D- |
Kim |
| 8-7 Recap |
Finally, It's Justin's Turn
Finally, It's Justin's Turn - Previously on The Real World, Justin arrived at the house only to have Teck (who was swimming naked in the pool) scream out, "Are you gay? Are you gay?" This made Tetanus Girl feel sorry for Justin. So, this episode it going to be all about Justin. |
1999.07.27 1999.07.27 |
D- |
Kim |
| 8-6 Recap |
Relationships Are a Bitch
Relationships Are a Bitch - So, this episode is going to be about relationships: Teck's relationships with various women, and Annoying's relationship with Colin. |
1999.07.20 1999.07.20 |
D- |
Kim |
| 8-5 Recap |
Guess What? Ruthie Has a Problem.
Guess What? Ruthie Has a Problem. - These people really need to take my seventh grade health class, in which we learned that alcohol causes people to lower their inhibitions, meaning that they do things drunk that they are normally too shy or embarrassed to do while sober. Anyway, in case you didn't twig to the fact that Ruthie is wild when she drinks, just wait. |
1999.07.13 1999.07.13 |
D- |
Kim |
| 8-4 Recap |
The Good and Bad Sides of My Brain
The Good and Bad Sides of My Brain - So tonight's episode is obviously about Tet Girl's issues with her father, and about the relationship developing between Colin and Annoying. On with the show. |
1999.07.06 1999.07.06 |
D- |
Kim |
| 8-3 Recap |
Girl on Girl Action
Girl on Girl Action - Tet Girl (I get sick of typing Tetanus Girl over and over again) says, "I really like Ruthie...I like her energy. I think she's very sweet." This statement can be interpreted as, "I would like to jump Ruthie's bones because she's a hottie and I'm drunk and lonely." |
1999.06.29 1999.06.29 |
D- |
Kim |
| 8-2 Recap |
Teck is the Cheese
Teck is the Cheese - Teck continues to yell for no apparent reason, saying "I don't like men!" Um, Teck, usually when people protest THAT much, they have some major issues with their own sexuality. People who are secure in their own sexuality don't need to go around yelling, "I don't like men! I'm John Wayne!" |
1999.06.22 1999.06.22 |
D- |
Kim |
| 8-1 Recap |
Ruthie's Dead
Ruthie's Dead - Cue the opening credits. I think the goal of this show is to teach people the proper way to pronounce Hawaii. It's Ha Wa EE, not Ha Why EE. But if you say it like that on the mainland, it sounds pretentious. |
1999.06.15 1999.06.15 |
D- |
Kim |
| 7-19 Recap |
This is the End
This is the End - In the final show of the season, Stephen almost gets in a fight and Kim almost cares. |
1998.07.19 2001.07.24 |
D |
Kim |
| 7-18 Recap |
Rebecca Got Back
Rebecca Got Back - Rebecca teams up with Sir Mix-A-Lot to record a song. Nathan cheats on Stephanie, and then she comes to visit. |
1998.07.18 2001.07.04 |
D |
Kim |
| 7-17 Recap |
Death and Disease
Death and Disease - Between the suicide, the cancer, and the 911 calls, this episode is just a barrel of laughs. Get ready to giggle! |
1998.07.17 2001.06.22 |
B- |
Kim |
| 7-16 Recap |
Decisions, Decisions
Decisions, Decisions - In the aftermath of "The Slap," the roommates have to decide whether they are comfortable having Stephen in the house for the remainder of the season. |
1998.07.16 2001.06.14 |
C+ |
Kim |
| 7-15 Recap |
Goodnight, Irene
Goodnight, Irene - Irene goes to a relaxation therapist and decides that she needs to leave the house. And that's only the beginning of the drama. |
1998.07.15 2001.06.12 |
A+ |
Kim |
| 7-14 Recap |
She So Crazy
She So Crazy - Stephen slacks off. Janet and Lindsay are beeyotches. Irene reveals her illness, but not before the editors make her look as crazy as they possibly can. |
1998.07.14 2001.06.10 |
D |
Kim |
| 7-13 Recap |
Stephen and David Learn Lessons
Stephen and David Learn Lessons - David gets in a fight, has his honor questioned, and rededicates himself to his radio station job. For this episode, anyway. Stephen's mom has a baby. |
1998.07.13 2001.06.08 |
C |
Kim |
| 7-12 Recap |
The Melancholy Tale of Fish Boy
The Melancholy Tale of Fish Boy - Rebecca says that Phil wants her to "make sure things are getting done" and make sure the boys are "on top of things." Stephen and Nathan are incredulous, because they don't think that's what Rebecca's job is. So what is her job? |
1998.07.12 1998.07.12 |
D- |
Kim |
| 7-11 Recap |
On the Radio
On the Radio - We see various DJs doing their thing in the booth while Irene, Lindsay, and Rebecca look on. Suddenly, the roommates are at a meeting with Phil (the program director), who asks them who wants to be on-air talent. They all raise their hands (except David and Janet). |
1998.07.11 1998.07.11 |
D- |
Kim |
| 7-10 Recap |
K-K-K-Kathmandu
K-K-K-Kathmandu - We open with a shot of what look like prayer flags hanging from a clothesline, as the onscreen text tells us the setting is "Nagarkot Ridge, Nepal." So we're still in Nepal, huh? |
1998.07.10 1998.07.10 |
D- |
Kim |
| 7-9 Recap |
I Love My Dead Dad
I Love My Dead Dad - They all (except David) have a meeting with Phil, the head honcho. He tells them that he got a call from REI, and some of them need to go and meet with them because they are interested in doing advertising with the station. So now they are ad reps in addition to modulators? Whatever, like we don't know it's all a big ruse to introduce the big vacation of the season. |
1998.07.09 1998.07.09 |
D- |
Kim |
| 7-8 Recap |
Kira, Cara, Carol, Whatever
Kira, Cara, Carol, Whatever - In a confessional, Irene says that when she found out David was dating Kira, it made her want to know David more because she really trusts and values Kira. In an interview, Nathan says that he's in awe and can't believe that someone would give up her job and friends for David. I know he meant that in a nice way, but it sounded like he was saying he can't believe anyone would do that for stinky old David. |
1998.07.08 1998.07.08 |
D- |
Kim |
| 7-7 Recap |
Truly, Madly, Dramatically
Truly, Madly, Dramatically - Janet tells Irene some of the things they are thinking of doing for Irene's birthday. Irene says she doesn't want to hear about it ahead of time, but then mock-whispers, "Male stripper!" I hope that was a joke, because ew. |
1998.07.07 1998.07.07 |
D- |
Kim |
| 7-6 Recap |
We'll Have a Gay Old Time!
We'll Have a Gay Old Time! - Janet tells Lindsay that everyone in the club thinks they are lesbians. The horror! You mean if you go to a gay club, people might think you are gay? David shakes his groove thang with a transvestite. |
1998.07.06 1998.07.06 |
D- |
Kim |
| 7-5 Recap |
My Unfunny Valentine
My Unfunny Valentine - Nathan is carrying a HUGE Betty Boop card for Stephanie. Nothing says "I love you" like a 1920s cartoon character, apparently. Nathan signs the card, "I love you!!" because nothing says "I love you" like two exclamation points, apparently. Nathan voice-overs that he is trying to get everything together for Valentine's Day and do something special for Stephanie. |
1998.07.05 1998.07.05 |
D- |
Kim |
| 7-4 Recap |
Good Night, Irene
Good Night, Irene - Rebecca keeps reading the horoscope aloud, saying that Irene should "lust globally and make love locally." |
1998.07.04 1998.07.04 |
D- |
Kim |
| 7-3 Recap |
Kiss The Rain!
Kiss The Rain! - Advancing my "Irene as outsider" theory even more, the first time we get a "storyline" that focuses on Irene, she's going somewhere alone, and talking about how stressed-out and uncomfortable she is. |
1998.07.03 1998.07.03 |
D- |
Kim |
| 7-2 Recap |
Nathan's Sensual Dancing
Nathan's Sensual Dancing - In an interview, David says that Stephanie is all Nathan has, and she knows it, and she "uses it as a trump card and treats him like jack." Apparently, David is a relationship expert. He goes on to say that Stephanie is acting like a "spoiled little brat right now." |
1998.07.02 1998.07.02 |
D- |
Kim |
| 7-1 Recap |
A Long Walk Off a Short Pier
A Long Walk Off a Short Pier - We get a shot of downtown Seattle. At least I think that's Seattle. Oh, there's the Space Needle. Okay, it's definitely Seattle. Oh look, they wrote "Seattle" at the bottom of the screen in case I wasn't sure. How nice. |
1998.07.01 1998.07.01 |
D- |
Kim |
| 6-23 Recap |
Go Away
Don't Forget to Right - They fought. And fought. And fought and fought and fought. Fought fought fought. Fought fought fought. Hell, Djb just wrote that word so many times, it's lost all meaning. Just like life. Sniff. Without the Boston cast, nothing will ever be the same. |
1997.06.24 2001.07.02 |
D |
Djb |
| 6-22 Recap |
Suck à l'Orange
The Play's the Thing - Kameelah paints a room a blinding shade of orange. Elka puts on a play about herself. Montana gets sassy at the salon. We mistakenly believe that these people are nice. |
1997.06.22 2001.06.18 |
C- |
Djb |