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17-16 2006.06.13 |
MTV.com Eats Puppies The latest episode in a nutshell |
| 17-16 Recap |
MTV.com Eats Puppies
MTV.com Eats Puppies - The latest episode in a nutshell |
2006.06.13 2006.06.14 |
AB Chao |
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| 17-15 Recap |
Zach Is A Fucking Douche
Zach's Girl Trouble - Svet has to go home because Martin's dad is dying. Zach uses every awkward bullshit breakup phrase to dump Crystal. |
2006.06.06 2006.06.12 |
D |
Stee |
| 17-14 Recap |
Slam!
Burn Book - Tyler talks shit about John and it gets back to him. Mystic Tan turns the world orange. Paula is sad because the producers won't let Abusive Keith stay at the house for liability reasons. Tyler writes down mean things about Svet. |
2006.05.30 2006.06.03 |
C- |
Stee |
| 17-13 Recap |
Jose Locates His Balls
Janelle And Jose's Fight - Jose tells Janelle off. Janelle does not like that. |
2006.05.23 2006.05.27 |
C- |
Stee |
| 17-12 Recap |
Insane In The Membrane
Opening Day - The kids open their awful tanning salon. Paula is crazy some more. |
2006.05.16 2006.05.20 |
B- |
Stee |
| 17-11 Recap |
Brokeback Hot Tub
Tyler's Night Of Fun - Tyler gets laid. It somehow ruins Svet's faith in men. |
2006.05.09 2006.05.14 |
C- |
Stee |
| 17-10 Recap |
Shrinky Dink
Clarification - Paula sees a shrink. Zach gets laid. |
2006.05.02 2006.05.08 |
C- |
Stee |
| 17-9 Recap |
Blow
Gettin' Stormy - The kids hide out from the hurricane in West Palm Beach. Then they fight. Paula is crazy. Then they go home. |
2006.04.25 2006.04.29 |
C |
Stee |
| 17-8 Recap |
The One With Rita
John And Paula's Fight - John and Paula fight a lot about girls, oddly enough. Also, the kids are displaced by hurricane Rita. Get 'em, Rita! |
2006.04.18 2006.04.23 |
C |
Stee |
| 17-7 Recap |
Tits
John's Got Game - Jose sees some. He doesn't like them. Also, Paula reveals that she was abused by her ex and put into a hospital. Not nice! |
2006.04.11 2006.04.15 |
B- |
Stee |
| 17-6 Recap |
Pier 1 Suckports
Zach Steps It Up - Svet is still mad that she's not manager. Zach gets fed up. The kids shop for salon furnishings at Pier 1. Only slightly less embarrassing than having a Xenu-lovin' Fat Actress shill for your crap wicker suckatorium is having the kids of The Real World do it. |
2006.04.04 2006.04.07 |
F |
Stee |
| 17-5 Recap |
Putting The "Pain" In "Campaign"
No Friends Of Mine - The kids campaign and vote to see who will be elected manager of the Mystic Tan. And that's it. Seriously. |
2006.03.28 2006.04.02 |
D |
Stee |
| 17-4 Recap |
Git-R-Done!
Troubled Waters - Svet babbles all over the place about her relationship with her crap boyfriend. She eats a pie and then reveals she was raped. |
2006.03.21 2006.03.27 |
D |
Stee |
| 17-3 Recap |
In-Tan-Bleh-Scent
Svetlana's Tough Times - The kids learn that their job is going to be opening and operating a spray-on tanning salon. Also, Tyler is mean to Svet. |
2006.03.14 2006.03.18 |
C- |
Stee |
| 17-2 Recap |
Paula-In-A-Canoe And Tyler Too
Club Hoppin' - Tyler makes the kids go to a gay bar. John leaves early, upsetting Tyler. Paula has more mental problems. She goes for a ride in the kayak. |
2006.03.07 2006.03.13 |
D |
Stee |
| 17-1 Recap |
Meet The New Cast. Same As The Old Cast.
Premiere - A new season starts, and apparently we will get fooled again, because they're all more of the same. Only two things seem, at this early stage, to be at all promising: the hurricanes, and the fact that Paula is bulimic. Also, both are things that could fuck up the house's plumbing system! |
2006.02.28 2006.03.06 |
C |
Stee |
| 16-23 Recap |
True Colors
The End Of The Skankocence - Wes and Neh come very close to murdering Rachel. Also, everyone leaves the house. |
2005.11.22 2005.11.28 |
D |
Stee |
| 16-22 Recap |
Wes And Wesser
Jailhouse Doc - Neh goes to jail then gets out then Wes gets drunk and maybe slaps Rachel then he and Neh rent big ruffly tuxes then they all go to the terrible premiere of their terrible documentary. |
2005.11.15 2005.11.18 |
D |
Stee |
| 16-21 Recap |
How The Wes Was Won
Wren And Stumpy - Wes and Wren have a dumb non-relationship so developed that when Wes makes out with Johanna in front of her, only then does Wren take Wes back home for some pasty loving. Also, Neh does a poor job editing the doc, and then gets arrested. |
2005.11.08 2005.11.11 |
D |
Stee |
| 16-20 Recap |
Two Princes
Mosta Sleepa - The kids go to Costa Rica. Wes pretends to be Prince Harry. Danny breaks up with Mel because she says she'd have sex with Prince William. Yes, it's just as retarded as is sound. |
2005.11.01 2005.11.05 |
F |
Stee |
| 16-19 Recap |
Move Along Folks, Nothing To See Here. Literally.
What's Up, Doc? - Okay, not literally. Figuratively, actually. But just barely. The kids work on their SXSW documentary, and sleep a lot. |
2005.10.25 2005.10.28 |
D |
Stee |
| 16-18 Recap |
Be All The Pussboy That You Can Be
She Puts The "Rachel" In "Cocktease" - Rachel's Army boyfriend comes to visit, tiny rat dog in tow, and she refuses to have sex with him as promised, and then breaks up with him. Good visit. |
2005.10.18 2005.10.22 |
C |
Stee |
| 16-17 Recap |
Lace! How Low Can You Go?
Everybody Hates Lacey - Lacey's shit-talking hits a new level when she gets busted talking smack about Rachel's crap face on tape. Also: someone sings a song while playing the banjo. Cool! |
2005.10.11 2005.10.14 |
C- |
Stee |
| 16-16 Recap |
Making The Band
Every Girl's My Girlfriend - When a group of rocker guys try to fuck Melinda, Danny ain't having it! |
2005.10.04 2005.10.07 |
C |
Stee |
| 16-15 Recap |
The Most Exciting Half-Hour Of Television Ever!
Lee-Oh! - OMG! Leo and Johanna, like, go back and forth on digging each other and they totally make out and then Leo has a girlfriend and Johanna is pissed and everyone weighs in on the controversy except for Danny and Neh who aren't even in the episode and Lacey watches Leo and Johanna make out on the closed-circuit TV and then Wes totally throws furniture into the pool! It's awesome! All of it! |
2005.09.27 2005.09.30 |
C |
Stee |
| 16-14 Recap |
Bummed Out
Danny And The Deep Blue Zzzz - Wes is -- gasp! -- a tool. Lacey -- gasp! -- butts in. Danny and Melinda have -- gasp! -- relationship trouble. Oh, and Johanna steals a homeless lady's rose and gets arrested and sent to jail. Wait...what?! |
2005.09.20 2005.09.23 |
C |
Stee |
| 16-13 Recap |
Wild Wild Wes
Ranch Undressing - The kids go to a dude ranch to drink beer and sit in a hot tub. Thank God they got away from their normal lives. Also, Danny and Melinda bore us to tears. |
2005.09.13 2005.09.16 |
C |
Stee |
| 16-12 Recap |
Music Makes The People Come Together
Music Makes The People Come Together - The roommates disagree over which bands to profile in their documentary, and Nehemiah nearly gets into a big fight in a bar. |
2005.09.06 2005.09.12 |
B- |
Kim |
| 16-11 Recap |
Birds Of A Feather
Birds Of A Feather - Wes chooses Wren over Johanna. Rachel blows up at Nehemiah again. |
2005.08.30 2005.09.04 |
C+ |
Kim |
| 16-10 Recap |
The Return Of Danny
The Return Of Danny - Danny comes back, and acts like a jerk to Melinda. Melinda gets drunk, and Danny takes care of her, and suddenly they love each other again. |
2005.08.23 2005.08.28 |
C+ |
Kim |