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17-19 2006.07.11 |
Mainly On The Plain The kids go to Spain. Svet whines a lot. |
| 9-13 Recap |
A Matter of Trust
A Matter of Trust - So the show starts out with the roommates participating in a drum circle in South Africa. Well, all except Jamie, who was given an exemption due to his lack of rhythm, as exhibited when he was doing the Electric Slide during Mardi Gras. |
2000.09.05 2000.09.05 |
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Kim |
| 9-12 Recap |
Bizarro South Africa
Bizarro South Africa - Kelley applies makeup, and says that she can't believe they are going to Africa in a day or two. Melissa doesn't give a damn. Julie pretends she didn't hear her and says that she wants to see elephants and giraffes, and then throws Melissa a bone by asking if she wants to see those things. Melissa says they have Busch Gardens in Tampa, so she's "already seen all that mess." |
2000.08.29 2000.08.29 |
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Kim |
| 9-11 Recap |
Fat Tuesday
Fat Tuesday - In an interview, Julie says that this is her first Mardi Gras, and she's "totally virgin to the whole Mardi Gras experience, among other things." Hey, Julie's a virgin? I didn't know that! |
2000.08.22 2000.08.22 |
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Kim |
| 9-10 Recap |
Analyze This
Analyze This - In the confessional, longhaired Melissa is saying that she loves her father and he's all she wants, and she loves the good and the bad. Audition Melissa (can you keep all these Melissas straight?) is saying that she doesn't know how her parents stay together because their whole relationship is based on her dad making fun of her mom, and then her mom laughing it off or sometimes crying. Whew! What's that smell? Oh, it's Melissa's family's dirty laundry. Apparently, she's airing it out in public. |
2000.08.15 2000.08.15 |
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Kim |
| 9-9 Recap |
The Home Of The Brave
The Home Of The Brave - In a confessional, David says that they have a show on Saturday, and he knows that nobody is going to work as hard as he is. Nor should they, in my opinion, since he's the producer, so he should be the one working the hardest and the longest. Plus, he has some catching up to do in the "time spent working" category. |
2000.08.08 2000.08.08 |
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Kim |
| 9-8 Recap |
Racism Is Bad
Racism Is Bad - Before the episode starts, the screen goes black, and we see the following message: "Tonight's Real World deals with the complex issue of race relations in a frank manner. After the show, join us for an online chat. www.mtv.com." I think Melissa was the announcer, but I'm not sure. So, I'm expecting there to be big fireworks, and lots of heated conversations on tonight's episode, right? Or was that just a plug for MTV's website? |
2000.08.01 2000.08.01 |
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Kim |
| 9-7 Recap |
The Bad Rap Video
The Bad Rap Video - At NOA-TV, Kelley is being filmed saying that she most admires her parents for their perseverance. In an interview, Matt explains that they are each going to answer five questions that will reveal their personalities. |
2000.07.25 2000.07.25 |
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Kim |
| 9-6 Recap |
Melissa is My Unfunny Valentine
Melissa is My Unfunny Valentine - In an interview, Danny says there is "a battle between putting his time and effort into Paul" or meeting new people in New Orleans. Well, he's allowed to meet new people. He just can't kiss them and stuff. |
2000.07.18 2000.07.18 |
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Kim |
| 9-5 Recap |
Time Out!
Time Out! - Melissa is on the phone with Ryan, who tells her that he is serious "like a heart attack" about coming to visit her this weekend. In an interview, Melissa says she dated Ryan for a month and a half. Back on the phone, Melissa informs Ryan he will be there for her birthday. |
2000.07.11 2000.07.11 |
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Kim |
| 9-4 Recap |
Jamie is King Choad
Jamie is King Choad - Back with Melissa, Jamie tells her he doesn't have time for a commitment. Not enough hours in the day for poor old busy Jamie. That and the fact that he can't relate to women as anything other than sperm receptacles. |
2000.07.04 2000.07.04 |
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Ace |
| 9-3 Recap |
Eight Million Interviews with Melissa
Eight Million Interviews with Melissa - Melissa tells Julie she's going to meet a man today because "something's not right" and she's sick of it. |
2000.06.27 2000.06.27 |
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Kim |
| Extra |
Media Whorin' With Jesus Freaks: Inside RW New Orleans
Media Whorin' With Jesus Freaks: Inside RW New Orleans - This is the true story of one media-whoring college student, deciding to go to church for the first time in four months, who had her life taped as she found out what happens when people stop respecting themselves and start pimping for MTV. |
2000.06.22 2000.06.22 |
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Bead |
| 9-2 Recap |
The Battle of New Orleans
The Battle of New Orleans - Melissa said she thinks David's muscles are too big. David said "she" (Melissa?) knows he loves women and is a "playa person." I am officially tired of the word "playa." So, from those humble beginnings, we can discern that this episode will be about Melissa and David. |
2000.06.20 2000.06.20 |
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Kim |
| 9-1 Recap |
It Ain't Easy, But It Sure Is Big
It Ain't Easy, But It Sure Is Big - Welcome everyone, to the new season of the Real World. Have you heard? It's in New Orleans. I wasn't sure if you caught that, given the nine million promos MTV has been running for it. |
2000.06.13 2000.06.13 |
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Kim |
| Extra |
Real World / Road Rules Casting Special
Real World / Road Rules Casting Special - It's time once again to find out what lucky losers will be the recipients of constant scrutiny and the butt of our jokes this season on Real World and Road Rules. |
2000.06.08 2000.06.08 |
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Kim |
| Extra |
M.Y.O.B.: Bad Seed
M.Y.O.B.: Bad Seed - You know how every season, at least a couple of the people on Real World are only there because they are hoping to launch a career as a singer, actor or other entertainer? Well, of the roommates from Hawaii, it turns out that Colin was the one. Who knew? |
2000.06.07 2000.06.07 |
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Kim |
| Extra |
Real World Reunion 2000
Real World Reunion 2000 - You know the rules: names once, and lots of hitting below the belt |
2000.05.24 2000.05.24 |
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Kim |
| Extra |
Real World Reunion
Real World Reunion - Is it everything we hope it'll be? |
2000.05.10 2000.05.10 |
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Kim |
| 8-21 Recap |
Good Riddance
Good Riddance - In this episode, we only have an hour before they will all leave. |
1999.11.09 1999.11.09 |
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Kim |
| 8-20 Recap |
Let's All Gang Up On Annoying!
Let's All Gang Up On Annoying! - In a confessional, Colin says that his advice to Tony regarding Annoying was, "Yeah" (as he makes a big thumbs-up sign and then turns it upside down) "Not really! She is a big negative. Don't do it." |
1999.11.02 1999.11.02 |
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Kim |
| 8-19 Recap |
Mommy, What's An STD?
Mommy, What's An STD? - So this episode will be about Colin and Ruthie's friendship, and Annoying's attempts to move on. |
1999.10.26 1999.10.26 |
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Kim |
| 8-18 Recap |
See, They're Good People. They Do Charity Work.
See, They're Good People. They Do Charity Work. - Colin and Ruthie are making T-shirts for a charity boat cruise/silent auction sponsored by Local Motion. The money will go to a Women and Children's Medical Center and Big Brothers/Big Sisters. |
1999.10.19 1999.10.19 |
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Kim |
| 8-17 Recap |
Ruthie Got Game
Ruthie Got Game - Wonder Bread and Teck are in the van, and Wonder Bread is saying that he wants to make Ruthie's return as comfortable as possible. He tells Teck that Annoying is nervous about Ruthie coming home. |
1999.10.12 1999.10.12 |
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Kim |
| 8-16 Recap |
Amaya's Last Stand
Amaya's Last Stand - Colin says that now that Justin's gone, he can move into the bottom bunk. Annoying, who is sitting next to him and totally eavesdropping on his phone conversation, says that she is going to move into his bedroom. Colin says she's not. She says she is. Repeat ad nauseum. |
1999.10.05 1999.10.05 |
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Kim |
| 8-15 Recap |
So Long, Farewell...
So Long, Farewell... - Annoying and Colin are having their "chat" out on the wall. Annoying says she doesn't understand where Colin got his attitude during their trip. Colin suddenly figures out what happened, and tells her that Justin and Tet Girl told him that Annoying is too dependent on him. |
1999.09.28 1999.09.28 |
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Kim |
| 8-14 Recap |
India
India - The gang (minus Ruthie) is going to India and that Justin is going to be vindictive and happy about it. |
1999.09.14 1999.09.14 |
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Kim |
| 8-13 Recap |
Random Bits
Random Bits - So, this week is going to be a confusing mishmash of storylines, designed to fill space until they can rev up the India trip. |
1999.09.07 1999.09.07 |
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Kim |
| 8-12 Recap |
Ruthie Is a Baby
Ruthie Is a Baby - Ruthie speaks at the house meeting. In attendance are all of the cast members, Ruthie's two sisters (Rachel and Sara) and Ruthie's friends visiting from Rutgers. Ruthie says, "I want to get straight," and I think she means sober so I'm like, "Wow, I can't believe she said that. What are they going to do with the rest of this episode?" |
1999.08.31 1999.08.31 |
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Kim |
| 8-11 Recap |
Matt Is a Dick, Part I
Matt Is a Dick, Part I - Previously on The Real World, Ruthie drinks and falls over, Ruthie goes to the hospital, Ruthie drinks and drives, Ruthie gets an ultimatum from the producers. So this week's episode is about Ruthie drinking some more. |
1999.08.24 1999.08.24 |
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Kim |
| 8-10 Recap |
Most Boring Episode
Most Boring Episode - So, we know that this week's episode is going to be about Kaia's quest for love. Hey, I thought it was going to be about their vacation? What the...? |
1999.08.17 1999.08.17 |
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Kim |