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17-19 2006.07.11 |
Mainly On The Plain The kids go to Spain. Svet whines a lot. |
| 4-5 Recap |
Kat and Mike Go For It
Kat and Mike Go For It - Mike informs us by way of a voice-over that it's always been his dream to race cars in England because England has the best drivers. Do the best drivers in the world want to race with Michael? |
1995.04.05 1995.04.05 |
D- |
Gustave |
| 4-4 Recap |
'Cause Music is My Life!
'Cause Music is My Life! - Lars makes an appointment with Gordon Mack's secretary to meet with him in the offices of Kiss FM, and then he explains that he's happy not to have a job right away because he needs time to find out what the scene is like in London. By the way, this segment was brought to you by Kiss FM. Tune in the next time you're in London or Berlin. |
1995.04.04 1995.04.04 |
D- |
Gustave |
| 4-3 Recap |
Neil's Organ
Neil's Organ - Neil explains in a sit-down that Michael "typifies the aspects of America" that he's "not too happy about." You're not exactly selling us on English people either, Neil. |
1995.04.03 1995.04.03 |
D- |
Gustave |
| 4-2 Recap |
Salad Days
Salad Days - The gang wakes up and each does some sort of variation of, "Gee ain't it neat to wake up in London?" Well, except for Neil and Sharon, who aren't shown, but if they were, I guess they'd be saying something like, "Gee ain't it neat to wake up a few blocks from where I normally live?" |
1995.04.02 1995.04.02 |
D- |
Gustave |
| 4-1 Recap |
London Yawning
London Yawning - Then there's a charming scene where his father, who looks like he can't wait to get his son onto the plane, explains to Michael that Big Ben is a clock. Michael asks his father if he thinks he's going to stand out in London. Mr. Johnson explains that the English "like Americans." Oh yeah. |
1995.04.01 1995.04.01 |
D- |
Gustave |
| 3-20 Recap |
Adios, San Fran
The Long Goodbye - The kids pack up and leave. Finally. |
1994.03.20 2001.10.26 |
B |
Pamie |
| 3-19 Recap |
Pedro's Wedding
Pedro Gets Hitched - Pedro and Sean exchange rings in front of all of their friends as Pedro decides he's not moving back to Miami. |
1994.03.19 2001.10.20 |
B |
Pamie |
| 3-18 Recap |
She's a Rebel
Look, Everybody! Rachel's Doing Something Cool and Rebellious! - Rachel wants to teach the world that Republicans aren't just strictly religious, politically closed-minded, racist, wealthy snobs. They also get tattoos and sleep around with boys! |
1994.03.18 2001.10.16 |
C |
Pamie |
| 3-17 Recap |
Judd Hates Everything
Hell Is These People - The kids go to Hawaii and everyone hates everything. Especially Judd. Judd sure hates sun, water, fun, and everything else that goes into a Hawaiian vacation. |
1994.03.17 2001.10.12 |
B- |
Pamie |
| 3-16 Recap |
Sick and Tired
Mohammed Speaks! - Mohammed breaks up with his girlfriend, sleeps with someone else, and gets back together with her all in the time it takes Pedro to visit the emergency room. |
1994.03.16 2001.10.05 |
C |
Pamie |
| 3-15 Recap |
Jo Has Real Drama
Too Much Judd - Jo becomes the first roommate with actual issues when she has to go to court because her ex-husband's appealing his restraining order. |
1994.03.15 2001.09.30 |
B |
Pamie |
| 3-14 Recap |
Hello, Jo, Whaddaya Know?
Replacing Puck - A new roommate is chosen as Rachel agonizes over her own self-created problems. |
1994.03.14 2001.09.22 |
C |
Pamie |
| 3-13 Recap |
Nothing Happens
The Asparagus Is Not Cooked - Pedro goes to Miami. Cory misses Puck. Sean and Pedro try and figure out how to tell whether asparagus has been fully cooked. Don't miss out on any of the burning excitement inside! |
1994.03.13 2001.09.03 |
D |
Pamie |
| 3-12 Recap |
Judd Likes Pam. Pass It On.
Mi Familia - Judd tries to surprise Pam for her birthday, but nobody really cares. Pedro visits Rachel's family in Phoenix and learns that Republicans have lots of opinions. |
1994.03.12 2001.08.27 |
C |
Pamie |
| 3-11 Recap |
Get the Puck Out
Eviction Notice - So much hemming and hawing you'd think the kids had to decide their positions on euthanasia. No, it's just whether Puck has to leave the house now that Pedro's had enough. |
1994.03.11 2001.08.14 |
B- |
Pamie |
| 3-10 Recap |
The Puck World
Puck Count: One Trillion - Seven people, one plot line: Puck sucks. |
1994.03.10 2001.08.02 |
C |
Pamie |
| 3-9 Recap |
Miss Boring-Sleepy Poor Pretty-Recapper
What the Puck? - Pedro and Puck don't like each other. Stop the presses! |
1994.03.09 2001.07.25 |
C |
Pamie |
| 3-8 Recap |
Pedro Has AIDS Real Bad
Pedro Has AIDS Real Bad - Pedro jokes that when he dies, he wants people to take notice. The adage "Be careful what you wish for" springs to mind. |
1994.03.08 1994.03.08 |
D- |
Sep |
| 3-7 Recap |
Dog's Life
Dog's Life - Rachel tells us how great she is at school and how much she loves it. In other news, Cory has no direction and Pam is an overachiever. Puck is a criminal. |
1994.03.07 1994.03.07 |
D- |
Sep |
| 3-6 Recap |
Datin' and Relatin'
Datin' and Relatin' - Judd tells us that he and Rachel have been flirting a lot. Um, in your head, maybe, but I certainly haven't seen it. I get the feeling that a lot of reality for Dudd occurs in his head. |
1994.03.06 1994.03.06 |
D- |
Sep |
| 3-5 Recap |
Get a Haircut! And Get a Real Job!
Get a Haircut! And Get a Real Job! - The good news is that Dudd goes to Hollywood. The bad news is that we go with him. |
1994.03.05 1994.03.05 |
D- |
Sep |
| 3-4 Recap |
Two Parties and a Funeral
Two Parties and a Funeral - Puck says that the soapbox derby is "what [he's] about." He saves Bunim-Murray's crack editing team the trouble of having to use multiple interviews to reiterate the same point by repeating it no less than twice in the span of a minute. |
1994.03.04 1994.03.04 |
D- |
Sep |
| 3-3 Recap |
No. More. Poetry.
No. More. Poetry. - Oh dear god. This entire episode is going to be about Cory, isn't it? |
1994.03.03 1994.03.03 |
D- |
Sep |
| 3-2 Recap |
My Stinky Valentine
My Stinky Valentine - Puck tells Cory that in San Francisco Valentine's is actually known as "St. Puck's Day." Cory says, "Oh," like she believes him. Twit. |
1994.03.02 1994.03.02 |
D- |
Sep |
| 3-1 Recap |
I Hate Them All Already
I Hate Them All Already - We open with every clichéd shots of San Francisco imaginable: cable cars, the Golden Gate bridge and twee houses in the marina. There's a voice-over of an unidentified man, who I will helpfully identify as Puck, saying that "messengers get a bad rep because they have to tell a car what to do." Actually, bike messengers get a bad rep because they pull stupid stunts like holding onto the wheel well of a car and coasting alongside it, as Puck demonstrates. |
1994.03.01 1994.03.01 |
D- |
Sep |
| 2-21 Recap |
The End, My Friends
The End, My Friends - It's all over for the kids in the beach house; Aaron graduates from UCLA, Beth is outed, and Glenn fades back into sweet obscurity. And not a moment too soon! |
1993.02.21 2001.09.27 |
B |
Jessica |
| 2-20 Recap |
The One Where Everyone Sings
The One Where Everyone Sings - Tami, Jon, and Glenn put on a show, with a little help from Dom. It's all-singing, all-dancing, all boring! |
1993.02.20 2001.09.17 |
B |
Jessica |
| 2-19 Recap |
The Polish Voice of Cleveland?
The Polish Voice of Cleveland? - Beth's mother comes to town, and her relationship with Beth explains a whole lot. In other news, Glenn is a jerk, and people shoot each other with paint. |
1993.02.19 2001.08.31 |
B |
Jessica |
| 2-18 Recap |
Mexico!
Mexico! - The kids head down south for a vacation that turns into a complete disaster, proving to all of them, at last, that they really, really hate each other. |
1993.02.18 2001.07.13 |
B+ |
Jessica |
| 2-17 Recap |
Sexcapades!
Friends and Lovers - Everyone gets some -- even Beth, although she has to hide in the closet to bring home the bacon, if you know what we mean. And we think you do. |
1993.02.17 2001.06.26 |
B+ |
Jessica |