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Reconstructed from archived web captures of Television Without Pity (c. 1998-2014) and Brilliant But Cancelled. Content reflects opinions and commentary as originally published.
The Apprentice
Season 1
- S01E02: Sex, Lies, and Attitude by Miss Alli
- S01E02: Sex, Lies, and Attitude by Miss Alli
- S01E07: Swimming Against the Tide by Keckler
- S01E10: A Ridiculous Display by Keckler
- S01E11: "Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Holiday" by Keckler
- S01E12: The Empire Strikes Back by Keckler
- S01E13: The Finale by Keckler
- S01E14: Down to the Wire, Part 2 by Miss Alli
Season 2
- S02E02: Scoop Dreams by Miss Alli
Season 3
- S03E01: Whopper 101 by Miss Alli
- S03E01: Whopper 101 by Miss Alli
- S03E02: Motel 666 by Miss Alli
- S03E03: Trouble Is Brewing by Miss Alli
- S03E04: Soap Dopes by Miss Alli
- S03E07: Puttering around by Miss Alli
- S03E08: What You Missed...An Apprentice Recap by Miss Alli
- S03E09: Box of tricks by Miss Alli
- S03E09: Pandora's Box by Miss Alli
- S03E13: I Can't Believe It's Not Clutter by Miss Alli
- S03E14: Fifty years, and it's come to this by Miss Alli
- S03E14: Bedazzled by A Beefy T By Miss Alli
- S03E15: The Games People Play by Miss Alli
- S03E18: Trump: Unauthorized by Miss Alli
Season 4
- S04E01: Lesson One: Don't Make People Hate You by Jacob Clifton
- S04E01: Let's Get Physical by Jacob
- S04E02: Lesson Two: Leave It On The Playground by Jacob Clifton
- S04E03: Lesson Three: Whoring It Up For The Community by Jacob Clifton
- S04E03: Something Old, Something New by Jacob
- S04E04: Lesson Four: Strap It Back by Jacob Clifton
- S04E05: Lesson Five: Swing When You're Winning by Jacob Clifton
- S04E05: Lost In Space by Jacob
- S04E07: Lesson Seven: If You Can't Say Anything Well… by Jacob Clifton
- S04E08: Lesson Eight: If There Is No "Try," You're All Screwed by Jacob Clifton
- S04E09: Lesson Nine: Your Life Is Not The Truman Show by Jacob Clifton
- S04E09: One-Hit Blunder by Jacob
- S04E10: Lesson Ten: Keep It In The Aughts by Jacob Clifton
- S04E11: Lesson Eleven: Be Bold, And Mighty Forces Will Come To Your Aid by Jacob Clifton
- S04E11: To Lead Or Not To Lead by Jacob
Season 5
- S05E01: Lesson One: Competence Is Only Skin Deep by Jacob Clifton
- S05E04: Lesson Four: How To Sell Brent Michael Buckman Down The River Once Again by Jacob Clifton
- S05E06: King Of The Jingle by Jacob
- S05E06: King Of The Jingle by Jacob
- S05E06: King Of The Jingle by Jacob
- S05E07: Lesson Seven: Speak My Language by Jacob Clifton
- S05E07: It's More Than Décor by Jacob
- S05E07: It's More Than Décor by Jacob
- S05E07: It's More Than Décor by Jacob
- S05E07: It's More Than Décor by Jacob
- S05E08: Lesson Eight: Horatio Alger Is Mother Goose For Weasels by Jacob Clifton
- S05E08: A Slice of Heaven by Jacob
- S05E09: Assault On Battery by Jacob
- S05E11: Lesson Eleven: Don't Share Bitches by Jacob Clifton
- S05E12: Lesson Twelve: Use Your Words by Jacob Clifton
- S05E13: Lesson Thirteen: You Are His Bitch, He Will Be Hanging His Slam On You by Jacob Clifton
Season 6
- S06E01: Lesson One: Jump That Shark Like You Mean It by Jacob Clifton
- S06E02: Lesson Two: Be The Good Kind Of Gay by Jacob Clifton
- S06E03: Lesson Three: Finite & Infinite Games by Jacob Clifton
- S06E06: Lesson Six: Accessibility Is Never Politically Incorrect by Jacob Clifton
- S06E06: Lesson Six: Accessibility Is Never Politically Incorrect by Jacob Clifton
- S06E10: Lesson Ten: After This Interview I'm Still Me by Jacob Clifton
- S06E12: Lesson Twelve: Go With Your Gut by Jacob Clifton
Season 11
- S11E01: Crazy Train by DeAnn Welker
- S11E09: Evil. Fat. Lady. by DeAnn Welker
- S11E10: So Long, Sweetie by DeAnn Welker