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Given the task to get the buzz out about Tide's newest stain-removing thingie, Matchstick rocks the house and Primarius is reduced to a...stain. Matchstick invents a superhero called Tide to Go Joe who "knocks out stains" in a boxing ring. They dress Ryan up in Agent Orange tights and a cape and they put him in a boxing ring and they make him fight Marcela, who is dressed up as ketchup in a tutu. I know, it sounds a bit bizarre, but it worked and they won. Primarius didn't really have a plan. At all. I mean, they got some street performers and they danced on a flatbed truck in front of a poster and Hateful Jim rapped and jived and handed me the biggest scare of my young life, but all of that didn't create buzz. In fact, in the opinion of the brand professional Martha delegated to spy on her (im)Clones, all Primarius created was chaos. Well, if the Hateful Jim fits...
Oh, but Martha really wows us with her double-fire of the Buzzkill Spinsters, Sarah and Carrie! If only Trump hadn't done that last year, or fired a whole team last week, maybe this would have been actually interesting.
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