Episode Report Card Miss Alli: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Suck Like An Egyptian
By Miss Alli | Season 5 | Episode 5 | Aired on 08.02.2004
Even more tense music takes us to follow Chip and Kim as they run into the Twinkies on the way to the Sphinx. "We're going the wrong way, aren't we?" the Twinkies ask. Chip asks them whether they found the place on the map, and when he realizes they didn't, he literally points on the map to where they need to go. It looks like where they need to go is back toward the Sphinx, because Chip and Kim actually allow the Twinkies to follow them. Chip voices over that of course, there's been bad blood between him and the Twinkies over the cab incident. "Kami, let me tell you, I love you guys," Chip says as they walk. A Twinkie voices over that they were ultimately straightened out by Chip and Kim. As they split off, Chip dramatically calls out, "Forgive me now, Kami!" "All right, you're redeemed," she snots, as if there were anything to redeem. She's not smart enough to know how stupid she was about that whole thing, so I guess it shouldn't grate on me that much to have her "forgive" him. But it kind of does. The Twinkies reach the Detour clue, and on their way to the rock-hauling, one of them falls down. Eh. Good, but not as good as if she'd been dumped on her face by a donkey.
Brandon and Nicole head for the pit stop, in front of Chip and Kim due to the stop Chip made to help the Twinkies. Brandon and Nicole, you are team number three. Chip and Kim walk up next, as he talks to her about how cool it is that "a South Central L.A. boy and a Compton girl makes it all the way through Russia, and the Sphinx...this is unbelievable." They land on the mat, and are team number four. Chip interviews that he was like, "Hmm, fourth." He's aware that helping the Twinkies let Brandon and Nicole get ahead of them. He doesn't care, though. "I'm not going to stop being me," he says.
Linda and Karen rip open their Detour clue and resign themselves to rock-hauling.
Marshall and Lance are still working on the rocks, while wondering where the last two teams are. The Twinkies show up, all snotty and "Having fun?" about it. Lance: "Yeah, wait till the fun starts." Heh. Yeah, I'll give him that one. "Your fun hasn't started yet," Marshall adds. The Twinkies start to try to pull the rocks, and their first comment is that they "hate this." Well, sure. And also, "This is stupid." Yeah. Pretty stupid. It's only how they built the Pyramids, ass. Marshall and Lance finish the pulling. They get applause and their pit stop clue.
Linda and Karen show up for rock-hauling. Marshall and Lance approach the Sphinx. The Twinkies finish the rocks. Marshall and Lance check in as number five.
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