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12-14 2006.05.14 |
Not So Fast, Studly Cirie gets a predictable send-off at F4, as many very nice people have gotten before her. Then Chiclets grabs the F3 immunity rather unexpectedly, and she takes Aras -- who beats her. A million dollars will buy a lot of meditation. |
| 3-5 Recap |
When a Woman Has a Trouble With Her Butt...
The Twist - Lindsey gets a tick stuck on her butt this week, and Tom is all too eager to help with its removal. Sure, it's skeevy, but it's funny too. |
2001.11.08 2001.11.15 |
A |
Joanna |
| 3-4 Recap |
Cape (Buffalo) Fear
The Young and the Untrusted - This week, the Boran tribe has a little run-in -- sans the running -- with a cape buffalo. The cape buffalo stares at them really hard, and then they walk away. At a Samburu Tribal Council, Just Peachy gets his full-fledged bitch on. Maybe he wants a job as a Mighty Big TV writer? |
2001.11.01 2001.11.07 |
B |
Joanna |
| 3-3 Recap |
Thongs, Schlongs, and Happy Songs
The Gods Are Angry - Boran shows off their fine and not-so-fine physiques, their ability to spontaneously produce festive music, and their lack of decent underwear. Samburu, meanwhile, shows off their complete lack of redeeming qualities. Stick a feather in your ass, and come join in the fun. |
2001.10.25 2001.10.31 |
B- |
Joanna |
| 3-2 Recap |
Blood: It Does a Body Good
Who's Zooming Whom? - This week, the tribes drink cow blood for immunity. As if the blood of sacred cow isn't reward enough! |
2001.10.18 2001.10.22 |
B- |
Joanna |
| 3-1 Recap |
The Bean Scene
Question of Trust - Clarence opens a can of beans without permission, and the Boran tribe gets into a big stew over it. Meanwhile at Samburu, Lindsey finds herself -- momentarily -- up the creek without a tampon. It's all about the tamponos. |
2001.10.11 2001.10.18 |
B- |
Joanna |
| Extra |
Countdown or Smackdown?
Countdown to Africa - Alicia's "I will always wave my finger in your face!" exclamation has warped the space-time continuum as we are forced again and again to watch this clip in various shows. Why does Mark Burnett want to punish us so much? |
2001.10.04 2001.10.14 |
B- |
Joanna |
| Extra |
Survivor II: The So-So and Most Mediocre Moments!
Survivor Season Two -- The Australian Outback: The Greatest & Most Outrageous Moments - When you think it's over, it goes on. And then there's even more. |
2001.09.01 2001.10.12 |
D |
Joanna |
| Extra |
Hallmark Schmallmark
The Outback Reunion - Hallmark's not getting a dime from Kel this year, who won't be sending Jerri a Christmas card. Alicia's not sending Kimmi a Christmas card either, but it's all good. |
2001.05.10 2001.05.10 |
B |
Joanna |
| Extra |
Rudy! Rudy!
Back From The Outback - If you're looking for Mackenzie Astin, a football, and raging Notre Dame fans, you're at the wrong site...but if you were hoping for a little Talking Rudy Doll, you're in luck. He doesn't say much, but what he does say says it all. |
2001.05.09 2001.05.17 |
B+ |
Joanna |
| 2-14 Recap |
R-E-F-L-E-C-T -- Take Care, TCB!
The Most Deserving - The S3 reflect this week about their Survivor experiences. Next, they reflect some more, and then they vote off Bozo the Keith. The S2 go on to reflect about being in the final two and voting off Bozo the Keith, and then the jury shows up and makes them reflect some more. After much reflection, Tina wins the title of "Soul Survivor." Further reflection ensues. |
2001.05.03 2001.05.08 |
B |
Joanna |
| 2-13 Recap |
A Cowboy, a Clown, and Two Third Graders...
The Final Four - ...walk into a bar. Actually, just the clown walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch." Later, he combs his beard hair. A lot. |
2001.04.26 2001.05.02 |
C |
Joanna |
| 2-12 Recap |
Fire and Rice
Enough Is Enough - Fire and Rice / Some say the world will end in fire, / Some say in rice. / From what I've tasted of desire / I hold with those who favor fire. / But if it had to perish twice, / I think I know enough of hate / To know that for destruction rice / Is also great / And would suffice. |
2001.04.19 2001.04.25 |
D |
Joanna |
| 2-11 Recap |
Gag Me With a Spoon(ing)
No Longer Just a Game - There's much cause for valley girl-esque exclamation this week as Barramundi's camp floods and Lamber gets voted off. Aaaahhhh Maaaahhhhh Gaaaaaaah! |
2001.04.12 2001.04.19 |
B |
Joanna |
| 2-10 Recap |
Oh, Bucket
Let's Make a Deal - The S7 have squandered their food supply and this week are forced to barter with Peachy for some rice he's been keeping warm for them...by sitting on it. Yummy! There's no reward challenge this week -- but there is a prize, anyway, that makes good use of Barramundi's latrine. Further scatology ensues. |
2001.04.05 2001.04.10 |
B- |
Joanna |
| Extra |
I Would Not Survive
I Would Not Survive - Jessica stands in line for eight hours to try out for S3, and learns that she’s not cut out to rough it. |
2001.04.03 2001.04.03 |
D- |
Jessica |
| 2-9 Recap |
Hellbent
Honeymoon or Not? - This week on Survivor Satan gets unexpectedly called back home. |
2001.03.29 2001.04.04 |
A+ |
Joanna |
| Extra |
Clip Gyp
The First 24 Days: A Closer Look - If you spent the first half of the season watching Friends and clinging to the false hope that that was just a friendly and helpful dolphin over which the show jumped, this is the episode for you. For the rest of the audience, know this one very important thing: Colby snores. |
2001.03.21 2001.03.28 |
C- |
Joanna |
| 2-8 Recap |
If you love something, set it free
Friends? - If it returns to you over and over and over again, it's a boomerang. Or Lamber. |
2001.03.14 2001.03.20 |
B |
Joanna |
| 2-7 Recap |
Will you please be quiet, please?
The Merge - Kimmi's big mouth leads to a tribal council that may be Kucha's downfall. Wherever you are, whatever you're doing -- shut up, Kimmi! |
2001.03.08 2001.03.13 |
B |
Joanna |
| 2-6 Recap |
Well, hello there, Mr. Goodbar
Trial by Fire - Jerri and Lamber talk about chocolate and sex. Then they talk about chocolate and sex again. Later, they talk some more about chocolate and sex. And then there's all that shrieking and yelling about chocolate and sex. Lamber almost eats a backgammon chip and Jerri says the words "hot dude's bod" causing television sets across the continent to explode. Even those fancy digital ones. |
2001.03.01 2001.03.07 |
A- |
Joanna |
| 2-5 Recap |
Talk to the Finger!
The Gloves Come Off - This week at Kucha, Alicia gives Kimmi the finger -- the index finger. Much shouting and bitchery ensues. Kucha wins some toiletries, prompting Kimmi to grope herself on camera. Jerri gets some funky little glasses, and Ogakor finally wins a challenge. |
2001.02.22 2001.02.28 |
B- |
Joanna |
| 2-4 Recap |
It's Hard To Be Brave When You're A Very Small Animal
The Killing Fields - And are being stalked in your debatably (un)natural habitat by a psychopathic motivational speaker. Oh, dear! Oh, dear, oh, dearie, dearie, dear! |
2001.02.15 2001.02.21 |
A+ |
Joanna |
| 2-3 Recap |
Bam!
Trust No One - Keith kicks it up a notch this week by gutting, filleting, and preparing the team's catch for the Ogakor Fish Fry. The other team members take copious notes. No one thanks God for the meal, or for making them leader of the tribe. At Kucha, this little Mikey wants roast pig. |
2001.02.08 2001.02.13 |
B |
Joanna |
| 2-2 Recap |
Grass Jerri's Ass!
Suspicion - The S15 eat worms, brains, grubs, tripe, grasshoppers, and other aboriginal foods. Then they're subject to the ultimate in terror as they fall prey to a batch of poorly prepared rice! A tortilla-making hero comes to Ogakor's rescue, but not in time to prevent one of their very own from the worst betrayal of all: eating grass and apologizing for it. |
2001.02.01 2001.02.06 |
C |
Joanna |
| 2-1 Recap |
First They Were Afraid!
Stranded - They were petrified! To think that they could never live with Kimmi by their sides! And then they spent a couple nights listening to her go on and on and they were wrong! And now it's Debb Eaton who's gone! |
2001.01.28 2001.02.01 |
B- |
Joanna |
| Extra |
Striking It Rich a Second Time
Survivor Season One: The Greatest and Most Outrageous Moments - Didn't get to rehash your memories of the first Survivor season enough last fall? Well, the Survivor DVD is out, and it's got more curse words than an episode of the Chris Rock Show. And Richard's naked, uncensored ass. Watch it if only for that reason. |
2001.01.28 2001.01.28 |
B- |
Omar G |
| Extra |
Grösse Brueder
Grösse Brueder - German correspondent Ari analyzes the reasons that the U.S. production was about as exciting as oatmeal -- and greatly overshadowed by Survivor -- while the German version was a national phenomenon. |
2000.09.28 2000.09.28 |
D- |
Ari |
| Extra |
Burnett's Book of Love
Burnett's Book of Love - Wing Chun obtains a copy of the Survivor book and reviews it, two whole days before its official release date. (And you had better believe she's doing Rich's fire dance over this once-in-a-lifetime score.) Get the scoop! |
2000.09.10 2000.09.10 |
B+ |
Wing Chun |
| Extra |
Behind the Scenes
Behind the Scenes - Exclusive to Mighty Big TV! Glark brings you behind the scenes footage from the final four finale! |
2000.08.26 2000.08.26 |
D- |
Glark |
| Extra |
Survivor: The Reunion
Survivor: The Reunion - After a thrilling season and an incendiary season finale, CBS reverts back to its Old Fogie formula to bring us a reunion special hosted by Bryant Gumbel that brings new meaning to the word "turgid." |
2000.08.23 2000.09.08 |
C- |
Omar G |