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12-14 2006.05.14 |
Not So Fast, Studly Cirie gets a predictable send-off at F4, as many very nice people have gotten before her. Then Chiclets grabs the F3 immunity rather unexpectedly, and she takes Aras -- who beats her. A million dollars will buy a lot of meditation. |
| 1-13 Recap |
Endgame
Final Four - The last four contestants compete in a long episode that tests their ability to stand and their ability to remember boring details about others. It's not exactly the larvae-eating challenge in terms of excitement. Kelly proves that she's a trouper, but Rich shows why he got to where he is. And Sue gives the bitterest speech delivered since the days of Nixon. |
2000.08.23 2000.08.30 |
A |
Omar G |
| 1-12 Recap |
Here's Mud In Your Lies
Death of an Alliance - We see Sue and Kelly lose their budding Sapphic friendship. And then we see Sean's dumb ass get voted off (at the reunion special, he's the one who'll be asking, "Wait...you mean I didn't win a million dollars? Then who did I vote for?"). |
2000.08.16 2000.08.16 |
B+ |
Omar G |
| 1-11 Recap |
Ship Of Fools
Long Hard Days - Colleen's scabrous, leprous, unglamorous, Tyrannosaurus-textured legs get a close-up, a premonition of her getting scratched off the island later on. The weather acts up, but the six Survivors act worse. Sean wins a night on a yacht with his dad and a masseuse; Kelly wins the immunity challenge; island cutie Colleen's luck finally runs out. (Deep breath.) Prepare yourselves. It's penultimate Survivor time. |
2000.08.09 2000.08.09 |
D- |
Glark |
| 1-10 Recap |
Chicks, Hicks, Dicks, and Tricks
Crack In The Alliance - One castaway wins a night of luxury on a yacht. Sue gets pissed off, maybe more so than usual. |
2000.08.02 2000.08.02 |
B+ |
Joanna |
| 1-9 Recap |
Oh, What a Tangled Web They Weave
Old And New Bonds - Talking Rudy Doll burns the S8's fish dinner, and Rich pouts about it. Kelly conveniently sprouts a conscience. Jenna goes home to her beauties...and her local cosmetics counter. |
2000.07.26 2000.07.26 |
B+ |
Joanna |
| 1-8 Recap |
So That's Where He Gets It From...
Thy Name Is Duplicity - Greg cuts his play kitten loose and moves on to bigger things. And we do mean "bigger." Peachy revels in Jenna's bad news while Greg's sister reveals the deep dark secret of the Buis family, causing the other castaways to writhe in horror and then vote him out. |
2000.07.19 2000.07.19 |
B+ |
Joanna |
| 1-7 Recap |
Merger Day Massacre
The Merger - The tribes merge. Idiot Seanvant and Jenna get bored playing ambassador and start a healthy game of doctor. Pagong joins Tagi at their beach, Greg holds his breath for a long time, and Gretchen's farewell breaks our hearts. |
2000.07.12 2000.07.12 |
B+ |
Joanna |
| 1-6 Recap |
On the Verge of the Merge
Udder Revenge - On the verge of the merge, Gervase makes an upsetting cow-ment, but Joel takes the fall. Tagi continues its plotting to rule the world. Or at least to rule its twenty-by-twenty-foot stretch of beach. |
2000.07.05 2000.07.05 |
B+ |
Joanna |
| 1-5 Recap |
Row, Row, Row Your Dopes!
Pulling Your Own Weight - Gervase throws all laws of God and nature into chaos when he actually contributes to his team's effort. Colleen and Greg auditioned for He Said, She Said II: Island Boogaloo. Dirk bangs his Bible all the way back to Wisconsin. |
2000.06.28 2000.06.28 |
B |
Joanna |
| 1-4 Recap |
Bungle in the Jungle
Too Little Too Late? - Gervase reveals that he runs as well as he swims. Richard gets sneaky at Tagi. Sue jumps on board Richard's alliance, and Kelly comes sniveling after. Ramona quits her moaning. For good. |
2000.06.21 2000.06.21 |
A- |
Joanna |
| 1-3 Recap |
Just Parashoot Me
Quest for Food - Susan snits and Rudy prances. Dirk doesn't want to play; he just wants to bang on his Bible all day. The Pagong tribe gets down and dirty while a personal flotation device does little to prevent Gervase from almost drowning. Stacey snarks herself right off the island, leading an exodus of other rats and assorted nasty creatures. |
2000.06.14 2000.06.14 |
B |
Joanna |
| 1-2 Recap |
And They're Chock Full of Protein!
The Generation Gap - B.B. gets the boot. Stacey continues her war against Rudy. Colleen and Greg get friendly -- but not in a homosexual way, that's for sure. Sean refuses to speak in coherent sentences. |
2000.06.07 2000.06.07 |
A- |
Joanna |
| 1-1 Recap |
Quest for Fire
The Marooning - "From this tiny Malaysian fishing village, these sixteen Americans are beginning the voyage of a lifetime." |
2000.05.31 2000.05.31 |
A- |
Joanna |