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4-21 2005.05.13 |
Bye, Bye, Trekkie Baby Tri'Pol dies; Quantum makes another self-indulgent speech. |
| Extra |
Yours Is The Superior Star Trek Movie
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan - From Hell's heart, we snark at thee. For hate's sake, we spit our last joke at thee. |
1984.06.04 2004.06.09 |
A |
Keckler |
| 3-24 Recap |
Breaking the Furrow
Zero Hour - Quantum saves the world. A lot. |
2004.05.26 2004.06.01 |
A |
Keckler |
| 3-23 Recap |
Hoshi Crack Code and I Sorta Care
Countdown - Hoshi is tortured, and her friends eat steak. |
2004.05.19 2004.05.25 |
B |
Keckler |
| 3-22 Recap |
In Sonar, No One Can Hear You. Period.
The Council - Quantum testifies before the Xindi of the Round Table that he did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky; he doesn't know where the WMD are; and he doesn't remember funneling money to the Contras. Oh, and that Sphere Builders are bad. |
2004.05.12 2004.05.15 |
B+ |
Keckler |
| 3-21 Recap |
Back to the Furrow
E2 - The current Enterprise meets their fourth cousins twice removed. |
2004.05.05 2004.05.11 |
C |
Keckler |
| 3-20 Recap |
Degra Dearest
The Forgotten - Degra proves to be an Enterprise ally. The crew celebrates by rolling in dirt. |
2004.04.28 2004.05.04 |
B |
Sara M |
| 3-19 Recap |
Jane's Addiction
Damage - Quantum swabs decks, administers rum, and becomes a pirate. The eye patch is on backorder, along with T'Pol's next hit of Trellium-D. |
2004.04.21 2004.04.24 |
B+ |
Keckler |
| Extra |
A No-Brainer
Star Trek: The Original Series: "Spock's Brain" - Spock loses his brain. Kirk gets it back without looking under a girl's dress for it. |
1968.09.20 2004.04.15 |
D- |
Keckler |
| 3-18 Recap |
Imzadi Prime
Azati Prime - Quantum sacrifices himself for the good of humanity, and then manages to screw humanity. |
2004.03.03 2004.03.08 |
B |
Keckler |
| 3-17 Recap |
Buggy Dearest
Hatchery - Quantum adopts some bugs at the local ASPCEgg. |
2004.02.25 2004.02.28 |
B+ |
Keckler |
| 3-16 Recap |
Phlox's Runaway Imagination
Doctor's Orders - Phlox puts the crew in comas and invents himself an imaginary friend. |
2004.02.18 2004.02.21 |
A- |
Keckler |
| 3-15 Recap |
A Sexperiment in Criticism
Harbinger - Trip and T'Pol do the nasty. |
2004.02.11 2004.02.14 |
B |
Keckler |
| 3-14 Recap |
Flight Of The Simulator
Stratagem - Quantum and a Xindi hole up in a space bunker and resist braiding each other's dreds. |
2004.02.04 2004.02.09 |
A- |
Keckler |
| 3-13 Recap |
Blue Swayed Crews
Proving Ground - Quantum renews his relationship with Excedrin P.M. who does so well he gets a new moniker! |
2004.01.21 2004.01.26 |
B+ |
Keckler |
| Extra |
Extra, Extra: Eat All About It!
Star Trek Cookbook - Chef Keckler puts Neelix's recipes to the test. |
2003.12.16 2003.12.16 |
B |
Keckler |
| 3-12 Recap |
Let That Be Your Last Bakulafield
Chosen Realm - Quantum brings some religious freaks aboard, and they start blowing themselves up until he agrees to kill himself. |
2004.01.14 2004.01.17 |
B |
Keckler |
| 3-11 Recap |
Carpenter Street
Carpenter Street - Quantum and T'Pol take on Detroit. |
2003.11.26 2003.12.01 |
B+ |
Keckler |
| 3-10 Recap |
Trip's Brain
Similitude - Trip is cloned and, oddly, has better luck with the ladies. But then he dies, so it all evens out. |
2003.11.19 2003.11.23 |
B |
Keckler |
| 3-9 Recap |
Blazing Furrows
North Star - Quantum has his Qrew circle their furrows as he saves an entire town from an asshat and has a profound effect on their future evolution. |
2003.11.12 2003.11.16 |
B |
Keckler |
| 3-8 Recap |
Twilight in the Garden of Good and Better
Twilight - Mr. Mike Sussman -- with the aid of Tom Paris directing and Scott Bakula acting (finally!) -- gives us an episode that knocks every other episode out of the Rose Bowl. And yes, messages for the Horseman of the Apocalypse can be left at my apartment. |
2003.11.05 2003.11.07 |
A+ |
Keckler |
| Extra |
All Work and No Play Makes Keckler a Dull Girl
All Work and No Play Makes Keckler a Dull Girl - All work and no play makes Keckler a dull girl. All work and no play makes Keckler a dull girl. All work and no play makes Keckler a dull girl. All work and no play makes Keckler a dull girl. All work and no play makes Keckler a dull girl. |
2003.11.01 2003.11.01 |
Keckler |
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| 3-7 Recap |
A Horse! A Horse! My Boredom For A Horse!
Shipment - Quantum goes to a planet to learn more about the Xindi weapon. If that doesn't get across sufficiently how ass-crackingly boring this episode was, be happy you missed it. |
2003.10.29 2003.11.02 |
D- |
Keckler |
| 3-6 Recap |
Hoshi and the Beast
Exile - In a tale as dull as mime, Hoshi plays Beauty to a telepathic Beast who has designs on her for the rest of her life. |
2003.10.15 2003.10.17 |
C- |
Keckler |
| 3-5 Recap |
The Vulcansnatchers
Impulse - T'Pol finds her personal kryptonite, and it brings out a rash. |
2003.10.08 2003.10.13 |
A- |
Keckler |
| 3-4 Recap |
A hand, a scan, a canal, Panama!
Rajiin - Quantum adopts a stray sex slave who gives new meaning to the expression "the laying on of hands." |
2003.10.01 2003.10.04 |
C |
Keckler |
| 3-3 Recap |
Unfrozen Caveman Captain
Extinction - This is the one where we discover that the only way to get Bakula to stop furrowing is to slap some latex on him. |
2003.09.24 2003.09.30 |
C |
Keckler |
| 3-2 Recap |
The Pirates of the Implants
Anomaly - Quantum is very, very angry. Some alien pirates steal stuff off of the ship. Quantum is very, very angry. They get their stuff back from the pirates. Quantum is very, very angry. They come upon some Xindian information. Quantum is very, very angry. |
2003.09.17 2003.09.21 |
B |
Keckler |
| 3-1 Recap |
Xinderella
The Xindi - While Quantum and Reed deal with Pat the Androgynous Alien and his finger fetish, T'Pol and Trip rub nodes for mutual gratification. |
2003.09.10 2003.09.14 |
B |
Keckler |
| Extra |
One Flew Over the Kirkoo's Nest
Star Trek: The Original Series: "Dagger of the Mind" - Kirk gets tangled up with Greek mythology tinged with a Shakespearean title when he leaves a calling card at a fancy nut house. |
1966.11.03 2003.09.02 |
C |
Keckler |
| Extra |
The Song of Kirkawatha
Star Trek: The Original Series: "The Paradise Syndrome" - Kirk realizes all his dreams -- he beds a Playboy Bunny and is made a god. |
1968.10.04 2003.08.06 |
B- |
Keckler |