|
4-21 2005.05.13 |
Bye, Bye, Trekkie Baby Tri'Pol dies; Quantum makes another self-indulgent speech. |
| Extra |
The One With The Salamander Sex
Voyager: "Threshold" - Tom Paris reaches infinite warp, dies, turns into a salamander, has sex with Janeway (also a salamander), and has babies (also salamanders). All in a day's work. |
1996.01.29 2006.04.11 |
C |
Keckler |
| Extra |
Levels of Orgasms
TNG: "The Game" - Riker's dick endangers the Federation. |
1991.10.26 2005.09.01 |
C |
Keckler |
| Extra |
The Sun Also Risans
DS9: "Let He Who Is Without Sin..." - Worf goes to Risa with Dax and her spots that go "all the way down" and tries very hard not to get laid. |
1996.11.11 2005.07.31 |
B- |
Keckler |
| 4-22 Recap |
It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to YesterTrek
These Are the Voyages... - Some Treks go out with a bang. This one goes out with a whimper. From the fans. |
2005.05.13 2005.05.19 |
C- |
Keckler |
| 4-21 Recap |
Bye, Bye, Trekkie
Terra Prime - Baby Tri'Pol dies; Quantum makes another self-indulgent speech. |
2005.05.13 2005.05.17 |
A |
Keckler |
| 4-20 Recap |
Moonfaker
Demons - If you missed this episode, you missed the BEST of Enterprise that ever was. All I can say is: Trip and T'Pol have a baby and Mayweather has SEX! It was AWESOME! |
2005.05.06 2005.05.10 |
D |
Keckler |
| 4-19 Recap |
There Was an Evil Man Who Had An Evil Furrow
In a Mirror, Darkly: Part II - Evil Leaper gets another weird accent, goes on a power trip, makes some bad speeches, and dies. And there was much celebrating throughout the land. |
2005.04.29 2005.05.05 |
A |
Keckler |
| 4-18 Recap |
Best. Episode. Ever.
In a Mirror, Darkly: Part I - Enterprise got cancelled, and then they decided it was time to write good TV. |
2005.04.22 2005.04.26 |
A+ |
Keckler |
| 4-17 Recap |
Girls Gone Green
Bound - Trip and T'Pol are soul mates! Soooooooooooul maaaaaaaaates! |
2005.04.15 2005.04.20 |
C |
Keckler |
| 4-16 Recap |
The Search for Phlox
Divergence - Quantum becomes a Klingon. And my brain doesn't explode, because I no longer have a brain. |
2005.02.25 2005.03.02 |
C- |
Keckler |
| 4-15 Recap |
Reed Cries When He Spies
Affliction - Quantum "walks" T'Pol through a mind-meld. And then I knew no more. |
2005.02.18 2005.02.24 |
D |
Keckler |
| 4-14 Recap |
Say Goodnight, Shran
The Aenar - After we meet and greet and defeat the Aenar, Trip hands in his notice and requests a transfer to a less-cancelled ship of the fleet. |
2005.02.11 2005.02.17 |
C |
Keckler |
| 4-13 Recap |
I'm Sorry, Trip, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That
United - Quantum plays the hero. Again. The only difference is, this time he's a cancelled hero. |
2005.02.04 2005.02.09 |
B- |
Keckler |
| 4-12 Recap |
Technobabel
Babel One - The episode where Quantum puts assholishness to good use. For once. |
2005.01.28 2005.02.02 |
B |
Keckler |
| Extra |
The Day the Franchise Died
Star Trek Eats "American Pie" - Some apologies to Don McLean -- but not too many. |
2005.02.04 2005.02.04 |
Keckler |
|
| 4-11 Recap |
It Takes A Lot to Laugh, It Takes A Trip to Die
Observer Effect - Two Organians, who have a long way to go learn that the errand of mercy is not strained, let Hoshi and Trip die all in the name of science. |
2005.01.21 2005.01.25 |
B |
Keckler |
| 4-10 Recap |
Mehdalus
Daedalus - Dullest. Episode. Ever. |
2005.01.14 2005.01.18 |
D- |
Keckler |
| 4-9 Recap |
Kir'Royala
Kir'Shara - Quantum performs the VULCAN FUCKING NECK PINCH and my hate has no bounds. |
2004.12.03 2004.12.07 |
B+ |
Keckler |
| Extra |
It's a Family Affair
TNG: "Sub Rosa" - Dr. Bev has sex with a candle in a faux Scotland backdrop. |
1994.01.30 2005.01.08 |
D |
Keckler |
| 4-8 Recap |
Welcome to Planet Crack Whore
Awakening - Quantum still has SURAK'S FUCKING KATRA, and Keckler still hates him for it. |
2004.11.26 2004.12.01 |
C |
Keckler |
| 4-7 Recap |
Enterprise IV: The Trip for T'Pol
The Forge - If May-Tell-That-Girl-To-Shut-Up beats someone up for calling him "tiny," I'm leaving. |
2004.11.19 2004.11.23 |
B+ |
Keckler |
| 4-6 Recap |
Wrath of Retcon
The Augments - I feel ugly. Oh, so ugly. I feel ugly and frightful and vile! And I pity. Anyone who can't control their bile. |
2004.11.12 2004.11.16 |
B- |
Keckler |
| 4-5 Recap |
Flight of the Khannabees
Cold Station 12 - More scheming. More evidence to the contrary that the Khannabees are at all superior, except in repulsiveness. More beer. |
2004.11.05 2004.11.10 |
C |
Keckler |
| 4-4 Recap |
Boredomland
Borderland - Boredomland, feels like I'm going to lose my mind. You just keep on pushing my snark over the boredomland. |
2004.10.29 2004.11.02 |
C |
Keckler |
| 4-3 Recap |
Home on the Rage
Home - Oh, give me a home where the CRACK WHORES do roam, where the captain and the captain go get laid. Where seldom is heard an inspiring word but the suits on the lot still get paid. Home, home on the rage, where the fear and the anti-hope do roam. |
2004.10.22 2004.10.26 |
B |
Keckler |
| 4-2 Recap |
Silik Stalkings
Storm Front, Part II - The only good Nazis are dead Nazis, so Quantum kills them. |
2004.10.15 2004.10.19 |
D |
Keckler |
| 4-1 Recap |
Ding Dong, Daniels is Dead!
Storm Front, Part I - Nazis are evil, y'all. |
2004.10.08 2004.10.14 |
C |
Keckler |
| Extra |
Fourth TOS Movie? The Hell It Is!
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - Kirk and Ko. leave the twenty-third century as the Earth is being destroyed by a shrieking tin can thing, and go to the 1980s, only to meet a shrieking Annie Camden. Out of the frying pan, into the fire, I guess. P.S. Save the whales! |
1987.11.26 2004.09.11 |
A |
Keckler |
| Extra |
Horton Heals a Horta
Star Trek: The Original Series: "Devil in the Dark" - Spock mind-melds with a meat lover's special and Bones gets a pizza the action. Keckler carves NO SNARK I into her burnished wood floor. |
1967.03.09 2004.07.14 |
B- |
Keckler |
| Extra |
Of Wes and Wedgies
TNG: "Justice" - Having sex at the "drop of a hat...any hat" just isn't all that attractive anymore. |
1987.11.07 2004.07.03 |
D |
Keckler |