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4-21 2005.05.13 |
Bye, Bye, Trekkie Baby Tri'Pol dies; Quantum makes another self-indulgent speech. |
| Extra |
What does Kirk need with a toupee?
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier - You're not a movie...you're a travesty...sent by Shatner...to collect a pension. |
1989.06.09 2001.08.12 |
D- |
Keckler |
| Extra |
Q: Why did Kirk poop on the ceiling?
Trekkies - A: He wanted to go where no man has gone before. Do you ever wonder what Star Trek fans do at those conventions? Drink germy water and start dental practices, apparently. Not really interesting enough to keep me from shoving pins under my fingernails, Trekkies provides a slanted look into the lives of some Trek-riddled fans and a eyeful of Data/Yar porn. |
1997.10.18 2001.08.01 |
C |
Keckler |
| 1-1 Recap |
Yesterday's Enterprise
Broken Bow - Just sit right back and you'll read a snark,/A snark of a cosmic trip/That started from a stellar port/Aboard this new starship./The mate was a skanky Vulcan chick,/The skipper brash with pride./The astronauts set warp that day/For a three-hour ride, a three-hour ride./The Klingon started getting loud,/The Suliban were shrewd,/If not for the courage of the fearless crew /The mission would be screwed, the mission would be screwed./No cloak, no shields, no chamber pots,/Not a single phaser store/Like Robinson Crusoe,/As ancient as of yore./So join us here each week, my pals,/You're sure to shout with glee,/At seven horny space cowboys,/Here on Mighty Big TV! |
2001.09.26 2001.10.02 |
B+ |
Keckler |