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8-10 2007.05.09 |
The Girl Whom Everyone Suddenly Hates Renee's redemption arc really must be working, because even the other girls forgot how much they hate her and have now refocused their energy on Natasha. They scheme behind her back to oust her and they try to sabotage her at panel, but none of it works. To which we say, "Ha." And, "Go, Natasha." In sad news, Dionne goes home. |
| Extra |
The Elyse Interview
The Elyse Interview - Elyse, the real star of America's Next Top Model, dishes the dirt about Robin, the pagans vs. the Christians, Elimidate, and those oily Parisians. |
2003.08.13 2003.08.13 |
Gustave |
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| 1-8 Recap |
Adrianne Wins!
The Girl Who Becomes America's Next Top Model - In other news, Adrianne wins. |
2003.07.08 2004.07.31 |
A |
Djb |
| 1-7 Recap |
Further Teachings From The Book Of Robin
The Girls Who Get Really Naked - And thus she was eliminated. And thus there was great rejoicing in the land. |
2003.07.01 2004.07.14 |
A |
Djb |
| Extra |
The Sound Of One Djb Snapping
How The Girls Got Here - Well, then, he thought...why not just set the whole season to music? |
2003.07.07 2004.07.21 |
B |
Djb |
| 1-6 Recap |
Pick Up The Francophone
The Girl Deals With A Pervert - Paris calling! |
2003.06.24 2004.07.07 |
A- |
Djb |
| 1-5 Recap |
Anorexia, Anorexia/Intimate, Obstinate/Anorexia
The Girl Everyone Thinks Is Killing Herself - Elyse is just hungry for the love of her cute but uncute boyfriend, is all. Meanwhile, Djb makes a subtle Fiddler on the Roof joke in the index-page headline and everyone's like, "Huh..." |
2003.06.17 2004.06.30 |
B+ |
Djb |
| 1-4 Recap |
It Puts The Lotion On The Basket Case
The Girl Drives Everyone Crazy - We said, it puts the lotion on the basket case! |
2003.06.10 2004.06.27 |
A |
Djb |
| 1-3 Recap |
Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode
The Girl Gets Rushed To The Emergency Room - As prom time nears at Clone High, Abe can't stop thinking about Joan, Gandhi can't find a date, and Mr. B. helps out Scudworth with a makeover because we're thinking what he's programmed to be thinking. |
2003.06.03 2004.06.23 |
A |
Djb |
| 1-2 Recap |
The Gospel According To Elyse
The Girl Is Here To Win, Not Make Friends - Prayer is bad, Wyclef is bad, J. Alexander is bad, modeling is bad, and puppies are bad. Look, Elyse, we're trying to like you. So why you gotta be hating on the puppies? |
2003.05.27 2004.06.17 |
A |
Djb |
| 1-1 Recap |
Adrianne's Season-Long Victory Lap
The Girl Wants It So Bad - We all know she wins. Oh, what's that you say? You say you didn't know? Well, welcome to knowledge. |
2003.05.20 2004.06.16 |
A |
Djb |